Don't Wanna Be a Roommate From Hell: Where NOT to Rent in Milwaukee (Unless You're REALLY into Power Tools)
Ever notice how some apartments just look...off? Like, you can practically smell the despair emanating from the walls. Well, buckle up, renters, because we're about to visit a Milwaukee dwelling that makes a walk-in closet feel like a luxury condo. Today's cautionary tale features Jeffrey Dahmer, everyone's favorite murderer who wasn't exactly known for his interior design skills (or lack thereof).
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The Not-So-Charming Oxford Apartments: You Might Want to Sit Down for This
So, you're looking for a new place in Milwaukee. Great! Just steer clear of 924 North 25th Street, Apartment 213. This seemingly innocuous address was once Jeffrey Dahmer's happy (well, not exactly happy) hunting ground. We're talking the 1990s here, folks, so picture beige carpets, questionable floral wallpaper, and an ambiance that could curdle milk.
What's the big deal? Well, let's just say Dahmer wasn't exactly throwing dinner parties. In fact, the dude was busy with a little hobby involving...well, let's just say power tools were his main companions. Needless to say, the plumbing probably wasn't the only thing messed up in that apartment.
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
The good news? The Oxford Apartments are long gone, demolished in 1992 to spare future tenants any lingering creepiness. Phew!
So, How Screwed Would You Have Been if You Lived There?
Let's be honest, unless you were bringing a tactical swat team to every apartment viewing, you probably wouldn't have known what you were getting into. But hey, that's the beauty of hindsight!
Tip: Pause, then continue with fresh focus.
Here are some red flags to watch out for in any potential rental:
- Landlord seems way too eager to rent the place. Maybe they're just enthusiastic, but it could also be a sign they're desperate to get rid of a unit with a dark past.
- Unexplained lingering smells. Freshly baked cookies? Great! Unexplained chemical or industrial odors? Nope right outta there.
- Neighbors constantly mentioning "strange noises" at night. This could be anything from a spirited polka band to something more...nefarious.
Moral of the story: Trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is.
Tip: Use this post as a starting point for exploration.
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FAQ: Staying Safe While Apartment Hunting (Just in Case)
How to avoid a creepy apartment? Go with your gut! If something feels off, it probably is.
How to check the history of an apartment? Public records can sometimes reveal past incidents. You can also try asking neighbors politely (but not creepily).
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
How to deal with a weird landlord? If they give you bad vibes, run for the hills (or at least find a different apartment).
How to get out of a lease if you discover something horrifying? Lawyer up! (But hopefully it won't come to that.)
How to ensure your new apartment isn't haunted by murderous DIY enthusiasts? There's no foolproof way, but smudging with sage and clove cigarettes couldn't hurt...right? (Just kidding...mostly.)
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