The Great Baltimore Football Mystery: Who Dat?
So, you want to know about the old Baltimore football team, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a tale as old as time (or at least as old as the NFL).
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The Colts: Baltimore’s Original Gridiron Heroes
Let's get this straight: the old Baltimore football team wasn't called the Ravens. Shocker, I know. Back in the day, when hairspray was still cool and disco was a thing, the team was known as the Baltimore Colts. They were like the Brad Pitt of the NFL - everyone loved them.
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But then, in a move that still has people scratching their heads, the Colts decided to pack their bags and head to Indianapolis. It was like breaking up with your high school sweetheart - brutal. Baltimoreans were devastated. It was a city-wide heartbreak.
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The Ravens: Rising from the Ashes
Fast forward a few years, and Baltimore decided it wasn't going to let a little thing like a team ditching them ruin their football spirit. They decided to start fresh and get a new team. Enter the Baltimore Ravens. It's like Phoenix rising from the ashes, but with helmets and shoulder pads.
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Now, the Ravens have done pretty well for themselves. They've won Super Bowls, produced some legendary players, and generally made Baltimore proud. But let's be real, a part of us will always miss the Colts. It's like that ex you still kinda think about even though you know you're better off without them.
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The Great Baltimore Football Heist
Remember when the Colts left? Yeah, that was basically a football heist. It was like someone stole your favorite pair of jeans and then wore them to your high school reunion. The audacity!
But hey, at least Baltimore got the Ravens out of it. It's like trading in a rusty old car for a shiny new sports car. Sure, you miss the old car sometimes, but the new one is way cooler.
So, to recap: The old Baltimore football team was the Colts. They left for Indianapolis, breaking hearts and causing general chaos. Baltimore got over it and created the Ravens, who are now killing it. The end.
How to... Football Fan FAQs
- How to get over the Colts leaving? Time heals all wounds. Plus, the Ravens are pretty great.
- How to become a die-hard Ravens fan? Wear purple, eat Old Bay, and never, ever, ever root for the Steelers.
- How to avoid getting into a heated argument about the Colts vs. Ravens? Avoid talking about football with passionate fans. Or, just agree with them.
- How to impress your football-loving friends? Learn the difference between a slant and a screen pass.
- How to survive football season? Stock up on snacks, comfy blankets, and your favorite team's jersey.
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