Nick Saban in Miami: A Tale of Two Seasons (and Maybe a Briefcase Full of Regrets)
Nick Saban. The name strikes fear in the hearts of opposing quarterbacks and trembling joy in the hearts of Alabama Crimson Tide fans. But before the crimson reign, before the dynasty of championships, Saban had a short stint in the sunshine state with the Miami Dolphins that, well, let's just say it wasn't quite a fairytale.
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A Fresh Start in the Land of Fins
In 2005, the Dolphins, hungry for a return to glory, lured the big fish (get it? fins?) Saban away from LSU. Expectations were high, like a dolphin leaping through a flaming hoop high. The team even had a decent first season, finishing 9-7.
Year Two: Fins and Needles (or Maybe Just Disappointment)
Then came year two. Things started off...rough. Like, a rogue wave wiping out your sandcastle rough. The Dolphins started with a dismal 1-6 record. Quarterback Daunte Culpepper, initially heralded as the missing piece, went down with an injury. The fans went from chanting "Sababooya!" to muttering something that rhymes with "hot seat."
By the end of the season, the Dolphins finished a forgettable 6-10. Saban, facing a fan base with the temperament of a hangry dolphin, bolted for the greener (crimson) pastures of Alabama. Miami was left holding the metaphorical fishbowl, wondering what just happened.
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So, what was Saban's record with the Dolphins?
Not exactly championship material. He finished with a total of 15 wins and 17 losses. Let's just say that record isn't exactly on the "look at me" section of his resume.
But hey, at least the weather in Miami was nice, right?
Dolphins Fan FAQ:
How to cope with a disappointing coaching stint?
Tip: Take a sip of water, then continue fresh.
Focus on the future! Besides, you guys got Tua now, and that's something to sing (or should we say, squeak?) about.
How to avoid feeling betrayed by a coach?
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Lower your expectations...just a smidge. This is professional sports, after all. Loyalty is a beautiful thing, but it's a two-way street.
Tip: Slow down when you hit important details.
How to move on from a coaching carousel?
Embrace the chaos! Every season is a new adventure, a chance for your team to surprise you (hopefully in a good way).
How to deal with Nick Saban's success at Alabama?
Tip: Read the whole thing before forming an opinion.
Just remember, even the best coaches have their hiccups. Besides, misery loves company, right? Look at all those other SEC teams who haven't gotten a sniff at the national title since Saban arrived.
How to find humor in a losing season?
Meme it out! The internet is your oyster (or dolphin, I guess).
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