The Great Coin Flipover: How Portland Almost Became Beantown West
Ah, Portland, Oregon. City of Roses, Raincoats, and... wait a minute, Roses and Raincoats wouldn't be quite the same with a different name, would they? Buckle up, history buffs (and lovers of trivia that will impress your friends), because we're about to delve into an epic tale of chance and missed opportunities: the story of what Portland almost became!
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Heads, We Win... But Tails You Lose a City Name
The year is 1845. Our fair city is still a wee little settlement, a speck on the map with big dreams (and possibly bigger piles of lumber). Enter Asa Lovejoy (from Boston, of course) and Francis Pettygrove (hailing from, you guessed it, Portland, Maine). These two East Coast transplants were the city's founding fathers, but there was a bit of a snag. They couldn't agree on a name!
Lovejoy, ever the sentimental soul, yearned to christen the new town "Boston," a constant reminder of his beloved hometown. Pettygrove, on the other hand, was feeling a touch more... patriotic? Maybe just stubborn? He insisted the burgeoning metropolis be named after his own Portland.
Unable to settle the debate with gentlemanly fisticuffs (or perhaps fearing a fight over freshly-cut lumber wouldn't be the best look), they resorted to a method as old as time itself: a coin toss. Heads, it's Boston! Tails, Portland it is!
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And the rest, as they say, is history. Or rather, it almost wasn't! We can only imagine the tourist brochures: "Welcome to Beantown West, home of fabulous clam chowder and... uh... slightly less confused drivers?" Shudders all around.
Missed Opportunities: A Celebration of What Wasn't
Let's take a moment to appreciate the alternate realities that could have been:
- The Great Coffee Wars: Imagine the rivalry! Seattle vs. Beantown West? Talk about a battle for the title of "Coffee Capital of the Northwest."
- The Hipster Name Crisis: Would Portland's signature brand of coolness have survived a name like "Bostonville"? The world may never know.
- Donut Holes of Doom: Would Portland have clung to its doughnut-shaped love (looking at you, Voodoo Doughnut) or succumbed to the allure of Boston Cream Pie?
Truly, a coin toss of epic proportions.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because You're Curious, Right?)
How to Flip a Coin Like a Portland Pioneer?
Use an authentic 1835 copper penny, heads or tails, destiny awaits! (Okay, a regular coin works just fine.)
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How to Celebrate Portland's Almost-Name?
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Whip up a batch of Boston Baked Beans and enjoy them with a cup of locally-roasted coffee. Embrace the fusion!
How to Avoid a Coin-Flipping Catastrophe in Your Own Life?
Rock-paper-scissors is always a classic.
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How to Impress Your Friends with Useless Portland Trivia?
Tell them Portland was almost named Boston. Bonus points for dramatic hand gestures.
How to Make Sure Portland Stays Portland?
Keep it weird, keep it wonderful, and keep drinking that delicious coffee.
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