Buckle Up Buttercup: A Totally Tubular Trip Through Milwaukee's 90s Nightlife
Ah, the 90s. A time of neon lights, slap bracelets, and questionable fashion choices (looking at you, fanny packs). But most importantly, for us Milwaukeeans of a certain age, it was a golden era of epic dance clubs. Forget your fancy gastropubs and craft cocktail lounges – we're talking three-story discos, pulsating dance floors, and enough fog to make Woodstock jealous.
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| What Were The Nightclubs In Milwaukee In The 1990s |
The Teen Titans: Where the Under-21 Ruled the Night
Let's be honest, most of us weren't exactly hitting the VIP sections in our late teens. But fear not, young grasshopper! Milwaukee had a haven for underage boogie-ing: Nitro's. This tri-level behemoth boasted a 1,500-person capacity and enough flashing lights to induce a seizure in a disco ball. They played everything from cheesy pop to the latest grunge hits, ensuring there was something for everyone (except your parents' ears).
Word to the wise: Don't wear your best clothes. Nitro's was known for being a bit, well, sticky. Spilled drinks were a nightly occurrence, so consider it a baptism by bass.
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Looking for a more alternative scene? Check out The Attic West or Blue Suede Shoes (though be warned, these haven't exactly aged gracefully...ahem, strip clubs).
The Big Leagues: Where Grown-Ups (and Poorer College Students) Danced the Night Away
Once you graduated from the teenybopper scene, Milwaukee offered a buffet of nightclub options, each with its own distinct flavor.
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- Feeling fancy? Club Marilyn was your spot. Think velvet ropes, bottle service, and the kind of music that would make your grandparents do the Macarena (unintentionally, of course).
- More into the alternative scene? Head to Tijuana Yacht Club or Zippers. Expect grunge anthems, ripped jeans, and the lingering scent of clove cigarettes.
- Just here for a good time? Bailey's and Club Bermuda were your classic dance clubs, pumping out everything from Top 40 to line dancing tunes.
Pro tip: Always pack some cash for cover charges. Back then, swiping your plastic wasn't as common (and let's be real, who wanted their parents seeing those late-night clubbing expenses on the bank statement?).
Lost in the Fog: A Few Forgotten Gems
Milwaukee's 90s nightlife wasn't all mainstream. Let's not forget the hidden treasures:
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- Amen's: This nightclub catered to the LGBTQ+ community and was a beacon of inclusivity in a time when it wasn't always easy to find.
- Club Safari (Sussex): Venture out to the suburbs for this wild west-themed dance club. Yeehaw!
Important Note: While some of these clubs are just fond memories, a few have actually transformed into something completely different. Ever wonder where Nitro's went? It's now Joey Buona's (formerly Brett Favre's Steakhouse). Talk about a glow-up (or down, depending on your perspective).
FAQ: Navigating the 90s Nightlife Jungle
How to get into a club if you're underage? Sorry, buddy, time travel hasn't been invented yet. But hey, the 2024 clubs are pretty awesome too!
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How to dance the Macarena? This one's a tough one to explain in text. Maybe [YouTube] it?
How to deal with a sticky dance floor? Embrace the mess! It's all part of the experience.
How to avoid a hangover? Drink plenty of water and maybe pace yourself on the tequila shots.
How to remember the epic nights (or at least try to)? Take a disposable camera (yes, those still exist!) and capture some blurry, wonderful memories.
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