NCIS: LA - The Hangover
So, NCIS: Los Angeles is officially over. The team has hung up their fedoras (or whatever it is Callen wears) and traded in their guns for... well, probably something equally as exciting, right? Let’s dive into the potential post-NCIS lives of our beloved characters.
Callen: The Mysterious Man Next Door
G. Callen, the enigmatic leader of the team, is probably busy trying to figure out his own identity now that he doesn’t have a fake one to maintain. We can imagine him rocking a dad bod, sipping coffee on a porch swing, and occasionally muttering, “Interesting.” to himself. Or maybe he’s become a private investigator, solving cases that are way less explosive than those at NCIS. We can only hope.
Sam Hanna: The Unexpected Lifestyle Guru
LL Cool J, aka Sam Hanna, is probably still as cool as a cucumber. We can picture him hosting a home improvement show, teaching people how to build bomb-proof sheds or creating the ultimate man cave. Or maybe he’s opened a soul food restaurant, serving up dishes that are as flavorful as his one-liners. Either way, we’re pretty sure he’s still got that killer dance moves.
Kensi Blye: The Action Mom
Kensi, the badass field agent turned mom, is probably juggling motherhood with some serious kickboxing classes. We can see her as a children's book author, writing stories about brave little agents and their cuddly animal sidekicks. Or maybe she’s training the next generation of NCIS agents, teaching them how to balance family life with undercover work.
Deeks: The Comedy King
Eric Christian Olsen, aka Marty Deeks, is probably making us laugh harder than ever. We can see him starring in a sitcom about a former NCIS agent turned suburban dad. Or maybe he's become a stand-up comedian, sharing hilarious stories about his time undercover. We just hope he keeps the witty banter alive.
The Rest of the Gang
As for the rest of the team, we’re sure they’re all living their best lives. We imagine Nate Getz is running a successful tech company, while Nell Jones is probably a brilliant cyber security expert. And let’s not forget about Hetty Lange - she’s probably traveling the world, sipping martinis, and still pulling the strings from afar.
So, there you have it, our completely speculative and highly entertaining predictions for the NCIS: LA cast. While we miss the show, we’re excited to see what these talented actors do next.
How to...
- How to channel your inner Callen: Maintain an air of mystery, even when you're buying milk.
- How to be as cool as Sam Hanna: Always wear sunglasses, even indoors.
- How to balance motherhood and badassery like Kensi: Find a really good babysitter.
- How to be as witty as Deeks: Practice your smartass remarks in the mirror.
- How to live life like Hetty Lange: Have a really good retirement plan.