Portland's Pick: A Tale of Two Cities (Or One Very Confusing City)
So, the Portland Trail Blazers have the third pick in the draft. Great, right? Well, not so fast. This is like winning the lottery and then realizing the grand prize is a lifetime supply of kale smoothies. It's a mixed bag, people.
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| What Will Portland Do With The 3rd Pick |
The Damian Lillard Dilemma
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: Damian Lillard. This guy is a legend in Portland. He’s the city’s golden boy, the reason people actually know where Oregon is. But, let's be real, he’s getting older, and the Blazers haven't exactly been knocking it out of the park in terms of building a championship-caliber team around him. So, the big question is: Do they go all-in on Dame and try to trade the pick for a star player to help him win now? Or do they look to the future and draft a potential franchise cornerstone?
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The "Keep or Trade" Conundrum
Keeping the pick seems like the safer option. You get a young, talented player who can grow with the team. But, let’s be honest, the Blazers aren’t exactly known for their player development. It's like trying to teach a squirrel to ride a unicycle – it's possible, but the odds aren’t great.
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On the other hand, trading the pick could net them a proven star. But, who’s available? And will they be willing to come to Portland? It’s like trying to convince a vegan to eat a steak – it’s not impossible, but it’s definitely a challenge.
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The Pressure is On
The Blazers are in a tough spot. They’ve got to make a decision that could define their franchise for years to come. It’s like choosing between chocolate and peanut butter: both are delicious, but you can only pick one. And if they mess it up, the fans are going to be as happy as a cat in a room full of laser pointers.
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Ultimately, the decision rests with the Blazers' front office. They’ve got to weigh the pros and cons, analyze the data, and make a gut call. And let's be honest, sometimes the best decisions are made by flipping a coin.
So, what do you think they should do? Keep the pick or trade it? Let us know in the comments below. And remember, no matter what happens, at least there’s always good coffee and amazing donuts.
How To...
- How to become an NBA GM: Dream big, drink lots of coffee, and be prepared to make tough decisions.
- How to deal with the pressure of making a big decision: Binge-watch "The Office" and eat ice cream.
- How to avoid getting fired as an NBA GM: Win championships. Or at least make the playoffs.
- How to impress your friends with your NBA knowledge: Learn the difference between a pick-and-roll and a pick-and-pop.
- How to survive the drama of the NBA offseason: Stock up on snacks and prepare for endless speculation.
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