The Yellowstone YEET: How Oklahoma Would Become The Sooner State...From Ash
Hey there, preppers and procrastinators alike! Ever wondered what would happen if Yellowstone National Park decided to go full-on fiery diva and erupt? Yeah, us too. While the odds are about as good as winning the lottery and finding a clean public restroom at the same time, let's delve into the delightful disaster scenario that is a Yellowstone supervolcano eruption and its impact on the glorious state of Oklahoma.
The Not-So-Sooner State: When Ash Attacks
First things first, Oklahoma isn't exactly ground zero in this fiery fiasco. Yellowstone is chilling (well, literally melting) in Wyoming, a good chunk away. But fear not, Oklahoma friends, because you'll still get a front-row seat to the ashfall apocalypse! A supervolcano eruption would fling a massive plume of volcanic ash into the atmosphere, and depending on the wind currents, Oklahoma could be looking at a thick layer of gritty, gray misery blanketing the state.
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Imagine this: Picture your average barbeque, but instead of delicious brisket, you've got a choking cloud of volcanic ash. Car roofs would become impromptu sandboxes, and breathing without a mask would be like trying to win a chili pepper eating contest – a bad idea all around.
Silver Linings in the Ash Cloud? (Maybe?)
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Now, before you start prepping for a Mad Max-style future, there is a glimmer of hope (sort of). Oklahoma's distance from Yellowstone might mean the ash wouldn't be thick enough to cause major structural damage. Plus, hey, free exfoliation for everyone!
But seriously, folks, here's the not-so-funny part: The ash could disrupt agriculture, contaminate water supplies, and cause respiratory problems. Not exactly a recipe for a good time.
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How to Prepare (Just in Case)
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Alright, alright, so we've painted a picture of an ashen Oklahoma, but don't lose your Stetsons just yet. The likelihood of this happening is slim. Here are some actual prepping tips that are way more useful than stockpiling cowboy hats:
- Dust masks: Invest in some good quality N95 masks for the whole family.
- Water filtration: A way to purify water in case of contamination is a smart move.
- Duct tape and plastic sheeting: Because sometimes, the low-tech solutions are the best.
FAQ - Oklahoma and the Yellowstone YEET
- How to survive an ash cloud? Stay indoors, wear a mask if you have to go outside, and seal up your windows to keep the ash out.
- How to protect my car from ash? Cover it with a tarp or sheets if you have time.
- How to clean up volcanic ash? Wear a mask and gloves, and carefully shovel or sweep the ash away.
- How to know if the eruption is happening? Geologists and news outlets will be all over it, so stay informed!
- How likely is this to happen? Thankfully, very unlikely. But hey, being prepared never hurts, right?
So there you have it, folks. A not-so-serious look at a (hopefully) never-gonna-happen scenario. But hey, at least you can say you're now prepared for the next time someone throws an "ash bash." Just remember, when the world turns to ash, Oklahoma will still be Oklahoma – with a slightly grittier landscape.
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