Snowmageddon: When Baltimore Turned into Ice-Lantis
So, you're wondering when exactly Baltimore turned into a winter wonderland that made penguins feel right at home? Let's dive into the icy depths of history, or more accurately, the archives of 2010.
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The Great Snowmageddon of '10
You might have heard tales of mythical creatures, like unicorns and mermaids, but let me tell you about a real-life monster: Snowmageddon. No, it wasn't a new video game or a metal band (although that would be awesome). It was a colossal snowstorm that hit Baltimore in February 2010.
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Imagine this: a world covered in a thick blanket of white, cars resembling snow-capped mountains, and people turning into amateur sculptors, creating masterpieces out of snow. That was Baltimore during Snowmageddon. The city was practically unrecognizable, like someone had hit the "winter wonderland" filter on maximum.
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More Snow Than You Can Shake a Snowman At
The numbers speak for themselves. Baltimore was buried under several feet of snow. It was like a scene from a post-apocalyptic movie, but with less looting and more hot chocolate. People were stranded, schools were closed (hallelujah!), and the city was brought to a standstill. It was a classic case of Mother Nature saying, "Just kidding, I'm not done with winter yet."
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Aftermath: A City Digging Itself Out
The aftermath was a sight to behold. People were armed with shovels, looking like a snow-covered army on a mission. There were epic snowball fights, makeshift igloos, and even snow forts. It was like a giant winter carnival, if giant winter carnivals involved a lot of shivering and frostbite warnings.
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Slowly but surely, Baltimore dug itself out. The city emerged from its icy slumber, stronger and more united than ever. And let's be honest, it gave everyone a pretty good excuse to binge-watch TV shows and eat copious amounts of comfort food.
So, to answer the burning question: Snowmageddon hit Baltimore in February 2010.
Let's hope we don't have a rematch anytime soon. Our shovels need a break.
How to Survive Snowmageddon (or at least not freeze to death)
- How to dress for Snowmageddon: Layers, my friend, layers. Think onion, but with more wool and less vegetable breath.
- How to entertain yourself during Snowmageddon: Build a fort, have a snowball fight, or master the art of making snow angels. Netflix marathons are also acceptable.
- How to avoid cabin fever during Snowmageddon: Stock up on snacks, board games, and your favorite binge-worthy shows.
- How to dig yourself out of Snowmageddon: Patience, a strong shovel, and possibly a small army of friends.
- How to appreciate the beauty of Snowmageddon: Step outside, take a deep breath of crisp winter air, and admire the magical winter wonderland.
Remember, Snowmageddon might be a pain, but it also creates unforgettable memories. Just don't forget to wear warm socks.
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