Dodgers: Dodging the Question (or Not)
Are You Serious? You Want to Know the Score?
Look, I get it. You're a Dodgers fan. You're probably sitting there, all tensed up, refreshing your phone like a crazy person, waiting for the final score. You're probably surrounded by empty beer cans and half-eaten hot dogs. It's okay, we've all been there.
But seriously, is this really the best use of your time? Couldn't you be doing something productive, like learning a new language or mastering the art of origami? Or, you know, just enjoying the game without obsessing over the score?
QuickTip: Skim fast, then return for detail.
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| What's The Score Of The Los Angeles Dodgers |
The Thrill of the Chase
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Half the fun of watching baseball is the uncertainty. It's like a rollercoaster, but without the vomit. You're on the edge of your seat, not knowing if your team is going to hit a home run or strike out. And that's exactly how it should be.
So instead of focusing on the score, why not focus on the game itself? Appreciate the amazing catches, the jaw-dropping home runs, and the bone-rattling strikeouts. There's so much more to baseball than just the numbers.
Tip: Stop when confused — clarity comes with patience.
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But Fine, I'll Tell You
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Okay, okay, I give up. You're relentless. Here's the deal: the score is a number. It's constantly changing. It's like trying to catch a greased pig. By the time I tell you the score, it'll probably be different.
So, if you really need to know, your best bet is to check a sports website or app. Or, you could just wait a few hours and watch the game recap. It'll be much more entertaining.
How to...
- How to avoid disappointment: Lower your expectations.
- How to enjoy the game: Focus on the players and the action.
- How to survive a Dodgers loss: Find a hobby.
- How to celebrate a Dodgers win: Moderately.
- How to find the actual score: Check a sports website.
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