Texas at Glastonbury: A Quest for the Holy Grail of Set Times
So, you want to know when Texas is playing at Glastonbury? Well, buckle up, because this is a journey into the heart of festival chaos. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but instead of a needle, it's Sharleen Spiteri and her band, and instead of a haystack, it's a muddy field full of 200,000 people.
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The Great Glastonbury Set Time Conundrum
Glastonbury, as we all know, is a festival where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the set times. It's like playing a real-life game of Cluedo, but instead of Colonel Mustard with a candlestick in the library, it's Arctic Monkeys with a guitar in the Pyramid Stage slot.
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So, when do Texas grace the stage? Well, that's the golden question. While we can't give you a definitive answer until the official set times are released (usually a few days before the festival), we can give you some clues.
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- Past Performance: Texas has headlined the Abbey Extravaganza, so they're no strangers to the Glastonbury stage. This might suggest a later slot.
- Daydreaming: Imagine a world where Texas plays at sunset. The perfect blend of indie rock and festival magic. Sigh.
- Reality Check: More likely, they'll be somewhere in the afternoon, building the energy for the evening headliners.
How to Survive the Glastonbury Set Time Struggle
Don't worry, you're not alone in this quest for the perfect set time. Here are a few tips to help you navigate the Glastonbury chaos:
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- Embrace the Unknown: Half the fun of Glastonbury is the spontaneity. Let the festival guide you.
- Check the App: The official Glastonbury app usually has the set times once they're released.
- Make Friends: Festival friends are your eyes and ears. Pool your knowledge and share the load.
How To... Glastonbury Edition
- How to survive a Glastonbury mud bath: Wear wellies, layers, and a sense of humor.
- How to find your tent: Tie something ridiculously bright to it.
- How to make new friends: Share your food, offer help, and be open.
- How to enjoy Glastonbury: Let go, embrace the chaos, and enjoy the music.
- How to recover from Glastonbury: Sleep, eat, and repeat.
So, there you have it. The great Texas at Glastonbury mystery. Keep your fingers crossed for a magical sunset set, and remember, the journey is as important as the destination (or something like that).
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