When Do the Chicago Bears Actually Play Football? A Deep Dive
So, you're wondering when the Chicago Bears, the pride of the Windy City, grace the gridiron with their, uh, let's say, unique brand of football? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the complex world of Bears football scheduling.
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| When Do The Chicago Bears Play Football |
Preseason: The Warm-up Act
Before the real action starts, the Bears, like every other NFL team, have to go through the grueling ordeal of preseason games. Think of it as the football equivalent of those awkward small talk conversations at parties. Nobody really enjoys it, but it's necessary. Preseason games are usually a mix of established players trying to shake off the rust and rookies desperately trying to prove they belong.
Regular Season: The Main Event
Now, this is where the fun begins. The regular season is when the Bears truly show their colors (or lack thereof, depending on the year). It's a long, arduous 17-game gauntlet that will test the team's mettle, the fans' patience, and your ability to resist eating an entire pizza during commercial breaks.
Tip: Keep your attention on the main thread.
Important Note: The exact dates and times of the Bears' games change every year. So, while I can't give you a specific schedule without a time machine, I can assure you that their games are usually played on Sundays, with some Monday night and Thursday night matchups thrown in for good measure.
How to Find the Bears' Schedule
If you're more of a DIY kind of person and enjoy the thrill of online sleuthing, here's how to find the Bears' schedule:
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- Check the Official Bears Website: This is the most reliable source of information. They'll have the complete schedule, including dates, times, and opponents.
- Look at Sports News Websites: Major sports news outlets like ESPN, NFL.com, and CBS Sports will also have the Bears' schedule.
How to Survive a Bears Game
Watching a Bears game can be an emotional rollercoaster. Here are a few tips to help you survive the experience:
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- Lower Your Expectations: This is crucial. Expecting the Bears to win every game is like expecting your cat to write a novel.
- Stock Up on Snacks: You're going to need them. A lot of them.
- Find a Good Beer: Or your preferred beverage of choice. It helps.
How to: Bears-Related FAQs
How to: Find out when the next Bears game is?
Tip: Slow down at important lists or bullet points.
- Check the Bears' official website or a sports news website.
How to: Survive a Bears loss?
- Refer to tip #2 above: Stock up on snacks.
How to: Become a Bears fan?
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- Question your life choices.
How to: Deal with Bears fans after a win?
- Hide.
How to: Deal with Bears fans after a loss?
- Offer condolences.
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