Is it Spring Yet? A Chicagoan's Lament (or Anticipation)
The Eternal Question: When Does the Sun Finally Decide to Show Up?
If you're a Chicagoan, you know the drill. Winter is a relentless mistress who refuses to let go. It's like she's got a personal vendetta against vitamin D. But fear not, sun-deprived souls, for the day of reckoning is coming. Or is it? Let's dive into the murky waters of Chicago's daylight situation.
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The Winter Blues (and Whites)
We've all been there. You wake up and it's dark. You go to work and it's dark. You come home and it's... you guessed it, dark. It’s like living in a perpetual twilight zone. And don't even get us started on the snow. It's as if Mother Nature has a snow-making machine on overdrive.
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The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Hopefully)
So when does this nightmare end? Well, the technical answer is after the Winter Solstice, which is the shortest day of the year. But let's be real, who's counting days when you can barely feel your fingers? What we really want to know is when can we start wearing shorts without hypothermia setting in.
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The good news is that after the Solstice, the days do start getting longer. It's just that at first, it's like watching paint dry. You're gaining seconds, people, SECONDS of daylight. But hey, every little bit counts, right?
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Pro Tip: Invest in a really good SAD lamp. It's like a hug from the sun, but without the sunburn.
Summer Lovin' (Hopefully Soon)
Eventually, the days will get longer enough to justify firing up the grill. And by eventually, we mean sometime in May. That's when you'll start noticing a real difference. Sunsets will creep past 8pm, and you might even be able to eat dinner outside without shivering.
But let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Chicago weather is as fickle as a teenager. Just when you think spring has sprung, a blizzard can hit. So enjoy the extra daylight while it lasts, and be prepared for anything.
How to...
- How to survive Chicago winters: Layer up, drink hot chocolate, and binge-watch your favorite shows.
- How to tell if spring is actually here: Spot a squirrel without a coat, hear birds chirping happily, and see people wearing sandals without socks.
- How to maximize daylight: Open your curtains as soon as you wake up, take your lunch break outside, and go for evening walks.
- How to prepare for unpredictable Chicago weather: Own a wardrobe that can handle anything from snow to sunshine, and always have an umbrella handy.
- How to appreciate the little things: Enjoy the beauty of the changing seasons, find joy in the simple pleasures of life, and remember that even the longest winter eventually comes to an end.
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