When Does the UChicago Torture (I Mean, Decision) Come Out?
So, you’ve applied to the University of Chicago. You’ve written essays that would make Kafka proud, and you’ve probably sent your SAT/ACT scores to a black hole somewhere in the universe. Now, you’re sitting there, gnawing your nails down to the bone, wondering, “When, oh when, will I know my fate?” Let’s dive into this thrilling mystery together.
The Waiting Game: A Fine Art
Waiting for college decisions is like waiting for a delayed flight: it’s stressful, it's uncertain, and there’s a strong urge to start planning your mutiny. But fear not, future UChicago student (or not, we don’t judge)! Let’s break down the when and how of those fateful decision letters.
Regular Decision: If you’re a Regular Decision applicant, hold onto your hats (or beanies, if you’re feeling particularly academic) because decisions typically roll out in late March. It's like Christmas, but with less tinsel and more existential dread.
Early Decision: If you played your cards right and applied Early Decision, you might be a little ahead of the game. Decisions for Early Decision I applicants usually come out in mid-December. Early Decision II? You’re looking at late January.
How to Survive the Waiting Game: A Survival Guide
Now that you know when to expect the hammer to fall, let’s talk about how to survive the interim. Here are some tried-and-true methods:
- Distraction: Binge-watch your favorite show, take up a new hobby, or simply stare at the wall. Anything to avoid obsessing over your application.
- Meditation: Find your inner peace. Or at least pretend to.
- Procrastination: Tackle that essay you've been putting off. Or, you know, just scroll through social media.
- Support System: Lean on your friends, family, or a therapist. They'll remind you that there's life beyond college admissions.
How To...
- How to avoid checking your email every five minutes: Delete the UChicago admissions email address from your contacts. Out of sight, out of mind.
- How to keep your sanity: Remember, there are other great schools out there. And if UChicago doesn’t work out, you can always apply to be a tour guide.
- How to celebrate if you get in: Treat yourself to something nice. Just don’t go overboard and buy a yacht.
- How to pick yourself up if you don’t get in: Ice cream. Lots of ice cream.
- How to increase your chances of getting in: Time travel to the past and ace your high school classes. Kidding! There's no guaranteed way in, but focus on showcasing your unique qualities in your application.
Remember, the college admissions process is stressful, but it’s also an exciting time. Take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy the ride. And who knows, maybe UChicago is just the beginning of your grand adventure.
Good luck!
