When Does Chicago Actually Decide to Stop Being a Freezer?
So, you’re dreaming of trading your parka for a pair of shorts, huh? Welcome to the club. We’re all eagerly awaiting the day when Chicago decides to thaw out and act like a normal city. Unfortunately, Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor and a penchant for playing cruel pranks on us Windy City dwellers.
Spring? More Like Springtime of Our Lives (Maybe)
Let's talk about spring in Chicago. It's a concept, a theory, a distant memory from warmer climes. Technically, it starts around March, but don’t be fooled by the calendar. That's just when Chicago laughs in your face. Realistically, you can expect to see some fleeting moments of sunshine and temperatures above freezing sometime in April, maybe. But don't get too excited; winter often likes to stick around for a surprise encore in May.
The Lake Effect: Chicago's Own Personal Icebox
Now, let's discuss the elephant in the room - Lake Michigan. This giant body of water is basically Chicago's personal icebox. It's great for boating and looking pretty, but it's terrible for our weather. Because of this lovely lake, our spring temperatures tend to be, how shall we say, refreshing? Like, "brisk" refreshing. So, while the rest of the country is soaking up the sun, we're bundled up in layers, wondering if we'll ever see a real spring again.
So, When Can I Wear Shorts?
The million-dollar question. Well, the honest answer is: it depends. Some years, we hit a glorious stretch of 70-degree weather in June. Other years, we're still shivering in July. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, and your wardrobe planning skills will be put to the ultimate test.
Pro Tip: Invest in a good quality rain jacket and layers. You'll thank us later.
How to Survive Chicago Spring (and Summer)
- How to dress for unpredictable weather: Layers, layers, and more layers. Be prepared for anything.
- How to find outdoor activities: Embrace indoor activities until the weather is consistently warm. Museums, indoor gardens, and coffee shops are your friends.
- How to stay sane: Remind yourself that this too shall pass. And that summer will eventually come, even if it feels like forever.
- How to enjoy the fleeting warm days: Make the most of every sunny day. Soak up the vitamin D and enjoy outdoor activities.
- How to plan a Chicago summer: Be flexible. Weather can change rapidly, so have indoor and outdoor backup plans.
Remember, Chicago's weather is a marathon, not a sprint. Pace yourself, enjoy the journey, and eventually, you'll be rewarded with those glorious summer days we all crave.