BTS in California 2022: A Tale of Unfulfilled Dreams (Probably)
Okay, let's dive into the burning question that has plagued ARMYs since 2022: When is BTS coming to California?
The Short Answer: They already did.
The Long, Painfully Honest Answer:
If you're still holding out hope for a spontaneous BTS concert in your backyard, I hate to break it to you, but it's probably not happening anytime soon. BTS did, in fact, grace California with their presence in 2022 with their "Permission to Dance on Stage" concerts. It was a whirlwind of purple ocean, screaming fans, and enough glitter to blind a satellite.
But I get it. One concert is never enough. It's like finishing a whole bag of chips and wanting another one immediately. Or like watching a really good movie and wishing it was a 12-hour epic.
The Eternal Wait
So, why are we still talking about this? Well, because hope is a powerful drug, and ARMYs are addicts. We're constantly refreshing our feeds, analyzing every cryptic tweet, and deciphering ancient Korean texts for hidden concert clues. It's like a never-ending treasure hunt, except the treasure is a BTS concert ticket.
How to Cope with the BTS Concert Withdrawal
Don't worry, you're not alone. Millions of ARMYs around the world are feeling the same pain. Here are a few tips to help you cope:
- Learn to love yourself: It's a cliché, but it's true. Focus on your own happiness and achievements. You're amazing, even without a BTS concert ticket.
- Find a new hobby: Maybe you could learn to play an instrument, write a novel, or master the art of making perfect toast.
- Join a support group: There are probably other ARMYs in your area who are also going through withdrawal. You can commiserate together and plan your next concert pilgrimage.
How To...
- How to survive a BTS concert ticket sellout: Practice deep breathing, meditation, and maybe invest in some adult coloring books.
- How to learn Korean: Start with basic phrases like "Oppa, saranghae" and work your way up to reading BTS lyrics.
- How to make BTS-inspired food: There are countless recipes online, from Jin's worldwide handsome kimchi to Suga's agust D-licious snacks.
- How to plan a BTS-themed vacation: Visit Seoul, explore BTS filming locations, and maybe even bump into a member (or dream about it).
- How to keep your sanity while waiting for the next BTS concert: Binge-watch BTS content, listen to their music on repeat, and remember that good things come to those who wait (hopefully).
