Is it April Yet? The Eternal Question of the Eras Tour in Houston
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the Taylor Swift-shaped elephant? That's right, we're diving deep into the when-is-the-Eras-Tour-coming-to-Houston abyss. I know, I know, you're probably tired of hearing about it. But trust me, this post is going to be different.
The Eras Tour: A Brief History (For Those Living Under a Rock)
If you've been living under a rock (or maybe just avoiding social media), let me fill you in. Taylor Swift, the queen of our hearts and Spotify charts, embarked on a colossal tour called The Eras Tour. Think of it as a musical time machine, taking fans on a journey through every era of her career. And let me tell you, it's been one heck of a ride for everyone except us Houstonians.
Houston: The Forgotten Stepchild of the Eras Tour
We get it, Taylor. You love playing stadiums that rhyme with "carriage". But what about us, Houston? We're a city of resilience, BBQ, and apparently, being overlooked for epic concert tours. It's like we're the Ross Geller of the Taylor Swift fandom - always there, always supportive, but somehow always getting the short end of the stick.
So, When is the Eras Tour Actually Coming to Houston?
The short answer is: we don't know. The long answer is: probably when pigs fly and Beyoncé releases a country album. Just kidding (kind of). Seriously though, Taylor, if you're reading this, please, pretty please, consider bringing your tour to H-Town. We promise to wear cowboy hats and sing along really loudly.
How to Cope with Eras Tour FOMO
We know it's tough being a Swiftie in Houston right now. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are a few tips to help you cope with Eras Tour FOMO:
- How to survive without concert tickets: Embrace your inner introvert and binge-watch all of Taylor's music videos.
- How to find a Swiftie squad: Join online fan groups or attend local Taylor Swift meet-ups.
- How to prepare for the eventual Houston show: Start practicing your dance moves to "Shake It Off" and learn all the lyrics to "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)".
- How to avoid Ticketmaster meltdowns: Start saving up now and pray for a smooth ticket-buying experience.
- How to stay sane while waiting: Remember, good things come to those who wait (and maybe also those who complain loudly on social media).
There you have it, folks. A comprehensive guide to surviving the Eras Tour drought in Houston. Let's hope that Taylor Swift hears our cries and blesses us with a tour date sooner rather than later. Until then, keep calm and Swift on.
