When Did the Bears Last Taste Victory Over the Packers? A Historical Deep Dive (or Shallow Puddle)
Let's talk about a rivalry older than your grandma's favorite rocking chair: the Chicago Bears versus the Green Bay Packers. It's a battle of the Midwest titans, a clash of green and orange, a contest so legendary, it's basically the NFL's version of the Hatfields and McCoys. But unlike that feud, this one has a clear and consistent winner in recent years: the Packers.
A Brief History of Pain (for Bears Fans)
For those of you who are new to football, or just have selective memory, let's do a quick recap. The Bears and Packers have been at each other's throats since the days when helmets were made of leather and players thought Gatorade was a luxury. There have been epic battles, legendary players, and enough drama to fill a reality TV show.
But lately, it's been more like a horror movie for Bears fans. The Packers have been the Freddy Krueger of the NFC North, showing up year after year to haunt the Bears' dreams. It's like trying to beat a kid at video games when they've been playing since they were in diapers.
The Dark Ages
So, when was the last time the Bears actually won? Let's just say it's been a while. It's like trying to remember what you had for breakfast a decade ago. The answer is probably something disappointing.
The last time the Bears managed to pull off a victory against their Green Bay nemesis was in December 2018. Yes, you read that right. 2018. That's about as recent as dial-up internet. To put it in perspective, the iPhone was still considered a futuristic device back then.
How to Cope with Being a Bears Fan
If you're a Bears fan, we feel your pain. It's like being a fan of a perpetually losing baseball team, but with less facial hair. Here are a few tips to help you cope:
- Find a new hobby: Knitting, stamp collecting, or learning to play the accordion can be surprisingly therapeutic.
- Lower your expectations: Expecting your team to win is like expecting a cat to fetch. Just enjoy the game for what it is: a chance to eat overpriced snacks and yell at the TV.
- Embrace the underdog role: Being the underdog can be surprisingly empowering. Plus, it makes victory that much sweeter (if and when it ever happens).
How To Questions
- How to avoid Packers fans on game day: Stay indoors, unplug your phone, and pretend you're busy.
- How to survive a Bears-Packers game: Stock up on beer, pizza, and pain relievers.
- How to find hope as a Bears fan: Look for signs of life in the offseason.
- How to prepare for the next Bears-Packers game: Lower your expectations.
- How to cope with another Packers victory: Refer to the "How to cope with being a Bears fan" section above.
