When is My Life Going to Be as Glamorous as Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles?
Okay, so, let's talk about the burning question on everyone’s lips: When is Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles on? I mean, aside from the existential crisis about why my life isn't a constant montage of poolside mansions and absurdly high-end real estate deals.
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It's All About the Benjamins (and the Bravo App)
If you're as obsessed with these LA real estate titans as I am, then you're probably already glued to your TV every Wednesday night. That's right, Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles typically airs on Wednesdays on Bravo. But let's be real, who actually watches TV live anymore? We're all too busy scrolling through our phones to notice the world around us. So, if you're more of a binge-watcher (like me), you can catch up on Peacock the next day.
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Drama, Deals, and Designer Closets
I’m not going to lie, part of the reason I watch this show is the drama. It's like a real-life soap opera, but with more money and less questionable fashion choices. I mean, have you seen some of those outfits? It’s like they're trying to outshine the mansions. But amidst the drama, there are some seriously impressive deals going down. I'm constantly drooling over the properties, even though I know I'll never be able to afford a tenth of a bathroom.
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How to Become a Million Dollar Listing Star (Probably Not)
Okay, so you're probably wondering how you can turn your life into a reality TV show. Well, I've got some bad news for you. It involves a lot more than just having a really nice house. Here are a few tips to get you started (just kidding):
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- How to get a fake tan that doesn't look like you've been sunbathing on Mars: Consult a professional. Or just give up and embrace your pale skin.
- How to negotiate like a pro: Start by practicing on your roommate about who's doing the dishes.
- How to maintain a perfectly coiffed hairstyle in the California wind: Invest in industrial-strength hairspray. Or just embrace the bedhead look.
So there you have it. Tune in to Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles and live vicariously through these ridiculously wealthy people. And remember, if you ever win the lottery, I know a great interior designer.
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