Is it Hot in Here, or is it Just Chicago Fire?
Okay, so, let’s talk about the burning question on everyone’s lips (or at least, on the lips of a certain subset of people who are weirdly invested in the lives of fictional firefighters): When is the next Chicago Fire episode?
I know, I know, I know. The suspense is killing you. You're pacing back and forth, refreshing your TV guide, and muttering things like "I need my Casey fix." Relax, friend. We’re all in this together.
The Waiting Game
The showrunners are clearly enjoying torturing us with this endless wait. It’s like they're playing a cruel game of cat and mouse, except the cat is us, and the mouse is a really hot firefighter. I mean, c'mon, we deserve answers!
But let’s be honest, the wait is part of the charm. It gives us time to speculate wildly about what’s going to happen next. Is Severide finally going to get his act together? Will Kidd and Stella ever stop being adorable? Will Dawson return from the dead as a firefighting phoenix? Okay, maybe that last one is a bit far-fetched.
How to Survive the Drought
So, what’s a fire-obsessed fan to do in the meantime? Well, you could always rewatch all twelve seasons (again). Or maybe try your hand at becoming a firefighter yourself? (Just kidding, please don’t.)
Here are some more constructive suggestions:
- Find a new hobby: Knitting, painting, or learning to play the accordion are all great options.
- Start a fan fiction: This is your chance to write your own Chicago Fire adventures.
- Join a support group: Seriously, there’s probably a group out there for this.
And remember, this too shall pass. Eventually, the day will come when we can once again tune in and watch our favorite firefighters risk their lives for a good cause. Until then, we'll just have to keep ourselves occupied with less exciting things, like, you know, adulting.
How To Questions
How to survive a Chicago Fire hiatus: Stock up on snacks, binge-watch other shows, and remember, it’s only temporary.How to become a firefighter: Start by getting in shape, then look into local fire academy programs.How to write Chicago Fire fan fiction: Let your imagination run wild, but remember to keep it PG-13.How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow all Chicago Fire-related accounts on social media.How to cope with the loss of Kelly Severide's hair: Invest in a good wig.