When is My Life Gonna Get Exciting Like Chicago P.D.?
Okay, so, let's talk about the burning question on everyone's lips (or at least those of us with questionable taste in TV): When is the new season of Chicago P.D. coming out? I mean, I know real life is supposed to be dramatic and stuff, but honestly, my life is more like a boring sitcom than a high-octane police drama.
I Need More Voight in My Life
I'm starting to think my life would be way more interesting if I was constantly surrounded by people who can shoot accurately, drive recklessly, and solve crimes while looking effortlessly cool. Like, imagine if your neighbor was actually Voight, and instead of borrowing a cup of sugar, you'd be asking him for advice on how to interrogate a suspect. That would spice things up, wouldn't it?
The Eternal Wait
NBC, I implore you, have mercy on our souls! We need to know when we can expect to see the Intelligence Unit back in action. I'm running out of excuses to avoid social gatherings. "Can't make it, gotta catch up on my CPD binge" is getting old.
What to Do Until Then?
While we patiently await the return of our favorite fictional cops, here are some ideas to fill the void:
- Rewatch old episodes: Because nothing cures boredom like watching the same show for the fifth time.
- Learn self-defense: You know, just in case you ever find yourself in a high-stakes situation that involves car chases and shootouts.
- Start a fan fiction: Because if you can't live the drama, you might as well write about it.
How to...
- How to survive without Chicago P.D.? Binge-watch other crime dramas, obsessively check for news updates, and dream about a life filled with action.
- How to cope with the wait? Start a support group, practice your interrogation skills on your cat, and invest in a really good streaming service.
- How to prepare for the new season? Rewatch previous seasons, brush up on your Chicago geography, and stock up on snacks.
- How to avoid spoilers? Unfollow everyone on social media, turn off notifications, and live in a cave until the new season starts.
- How to show your love for Chicago P.D.? Wear CPD merchandise, talk about it endlessly, and convince your friends to watch it.
