Is Winter Coming? Houston Edition
Houston, we have a problem (or rather, a potential solution). It's that time of year again when Houstonians start eyeing their sweaters and dreaming of cooler days. Yes, folks, we're talking about the highly anticipated, often delayed, and sometimes completely nonexistent cold front.
The Great Cold Front Wait
Let’s be honest, Houston’s idea of a cold front is probably what the rest of the country considers a pleasantly cool day. But hey, we’ll take what we can get! Every year, we find ourselves glued to weather apps, refreshing every five minutes, hoping to catch a glimpse of that magical phrase: "cold front approaching." It's like waiting for your pizza order, but with less deliciousness and more layers of clothing.
Signs You’ve Been in Houston Too Long
- You own more pairs of sandals than boots.
- You refer to 70 degrees as "cold."
- You’ve considered investing in a personal AC unit.
- You’ve had a serious conversation about the best humidity-defying hair products.
When Will It Actually Be Cold?
The short answer is: probably not anytime soon. But don't lose hope, Houston! Winter does eventually arrive, even if it takes its sweet time. In the meantime, enjoy the sunshine, soak up the vitamin D, and remember, there's always next year.
How to Survive the Houston Summer
- How to stay cool without AC? Embrace the outdoors during early mornings or late evenings. Opt for lightweight, breathable clothing.
- How to keep your sanity during a heatwave? Find a pool, a lake, or a splash pad. Treat yourself to frozen treats. Binge-watch your favorite shows in an air-conditioned room.
- How to dress for Houston humidity? Choose moisture-wicking fabrics. Opt for loose-fitting clothes. Embrace the fanny pack for convenient storage.
- How to plan outdoor events in Houston? Schedule events during cooler parts of the day. Have plenty of water and shade available. Consider renting fans or misters.
- How to prepare your home for hurricane season? Create a disaster preparedness kit. Trim trees and secure loose objects. Have a communication plan in place.
So, while we wait for that elusive cold front, let's make the most of our hot and humid Houston summers. After all, variety is the spice of life (and weather, apparently).
