Los Angeles 2024 Olympics: A Case of Mistaken Identity
So, you wanna know when the Olympics are coming to LA? Well, buckle up, 'cause you're in for a surprise.
Let's clear something up right away: The 2024 Olympics are NOT in Los Angeles. Gasp! I know, mind blown. It's like finding out your favorite celebrity is actually a lizard in a suit.
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Paris, Not Pizza
The glamorous city of lights, Paris, is hosting the 2024 Summer Olympics. Yes, the same Paris that's famous for croissants, Eiffel Tower selfies, and being incredibly romantic (or so they say). So, if you're planning a trip to watch the Olympics and eat In-N-Out burgers, you might wanna rethink your itinerary.
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Los Angeles Gets Its Turn
Don't worry, LA fans. You haven't been completely snubbed. Our fair city has been awarded the 2028 Summer Olympics. So, you've got a few more years to work on your gold medal-worthy tan and perfect your Hollywood wave. We can already picture the opening ceremony – a giant surfboard riding a tidal wave over the Hollywood sign. Or maybe that's just us.
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What to Do in the Meantime
While you're waiting for the LA Olympics, why not start training? You could try your hand at surfing, skateboarding, or rock climbing – all sports that will be making their Olympic debut in 2028. Or, if you're more of a couch potato, you can start practicing your couch-surfing skills for when all your friends come to visit for the Olympics.
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How to... Olympics Edition
- How to avoid Olympic fever: Stay indoors, avoid sports channels, and pretend the Olympics never existed.
- How to prepare for the 2028 Olympics: Start saving money for plane tickets, accommodation, and overpriced souvenirs.
- How to impress your friends with Olympic trivia: Learn the difference between a decathlon and a heptathlon. Trust us, it'll come in handy.
- How to become an Olympic athlete: Be incredibly talented, train relentlessly, and have a bit of luck.
- How to watch the 2024 Olympics without going to Paris: Get a really good TV and a comfortable couch.
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