When, Oh When, Is This Renaissance Faire Thing Anyway?
So, you're itching to trade your skinny jeans for some doublet and hose, huh? You're dreaming of jousting tournaments, turkey legs, and maybe even a questionable accent. Well, buckle up, my fellow time traveler, because we're about to dive into the world of Renaissance fairs in Los Angeles.
The Quest for the Perfect Faire Date
Let's get down to brass tacks. When, exactly, can you unleash your inner Elizabethan? The Original Renaissance Pleasure Faire is the big kahuna in the LA area. It's like Coachella, but with less glitter and more corsets. Typically, it happens in the spring, transforming Irwindale into a magical realm of merriment.
But hold your horses! This isn't a year-round gig. It’s more like a fleeting visit from a troupe of traveling minstrels – here today, gone tomorrow (or at least, until next spring). So, if you're planning your royal attire or practicing your "thee" and "thou", make sure to check the official Renaissance Pleasure Faire website for exact dates.
Tips for Time Travelers
- Dress the Part: Nothing says "I belong here" like a full-on Renaissance costume. But if you're short on time or cash, a simple peasant look or a fancy hat will do.
- Embrace the Food: Turkey legs, anyone? These bad boys are not for the faint of heart. And don't forget the ale! Or mead. Or whatever they drank back then.
- Entertainment Galore: From sword fighting to live music to comedy shows, there's something for everyone. Just be prepared to dodge the occasional errant arrow.
- Shop Till You Drop: You'll find everything from handmade jewelry to leather goods to questionable potions. Your wallet might weep, but your spirit will soar.
How to...
- How to survive a Renaissance Faire without getting trampled by a jousting horse? Stay alert, drink plenty of ale, and invest in a good pair of walking shoes.
- How to impress your friends with your Renaissance knowledge? Learn a few Shakespeare quotes, practice curtseying, and master the art of the dramatic exit.
- How to find the best turkey leg at the faire? Follow your nose and the crowd. Or just ask a wandering minstrel.
- How to avoid looking like a total tourist? Blend in with the crowd, learn a few basic phrases in Elizabethan English, and don't forget your lute.
- How to have the ultimate Renaissance Faire experience? Let go of your inhibitions, embrace the weird, and enjoy the magic.
