When, Oh When, Will SKZ Come to Houston? A Tale of Desperation and Anticipation
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the Stray Kids in the room? Because honestly, Houston Strays, we're starting to feel like the forgotten stepchild of the K-pop world. I mean, we've got everything going for us - amazing food, the best BBQ this side of the Mississippi, and a whole lotta love for talented people. So, why are our K-pop dreams being ignored?
The Eternal Wait
We've been patiently waiting for an SKZ concert in Houston for what feels like a million years. It's like waiting for your turn at a really, really long buffet line, but the food is fire. And by fire, I mean the kind of performance that makes you question your life choices and wonder why you haven't moved to Korea yet.
I know, I know, we're supposed to be chill and patient and all that jazz. But honestly, patience is a virtue that I'm currently out of stock on. I've resorted to manifesting a concert through sheer willpower and excessive amounts of coffee. Hasn't worked yet, but hey, a girl can dream, right?
Conspiracy Theories or Just Plain Heartbreak?
Some people are starting to question if there's a secret anti-Houston clause in K-pop contracts. Or maybe the aliens have something against us. I'm not ruling anything out at this point. I mean, have you seen those lights in the sky? Maybe they're just really big Stay lights?
But seriously, we need answers. We need closure. We need SKZ.
What Can We Do?
Okay, so panic isn't going to solve anything. Let's channel our inner Stay and come up with a plan. We could start a petition, organize a flash mob, or maybe just send JYP a really heartfelt letter written in crayon. I'm open to suggestions.
The important thing is that we don't give up hope. Because one day, we will be dancing to God's Menu at a sold-out Houston concert. And when that day comes, it's going to be legendary.
How to...
- How to survive the wait? Binge-watch SKZ content, learn the choreography to your favorite songs, and count down the days (or years) until the Houston concert.
- How to manifest an SKZ concert in Houston? Use positive affirmations, visualize the concert experience, and maybe sacrifice a small animal to the K-pop gods. Just kidding (about the last one).
- How to cope with FOMO when your friends see SKZ in another city? Live vicariously through their social media posts, plan a virtual concert watch party, and remind yourself that your time will come.
- How to prepare for the inevitable ticket war? Practice your reflexes, master the art of patience, and have your credit card ready.
- How to survive the concert? Bring extra hydration, wear comfortable shoes, and scream your lungs out.
So, Houston Strays, let's keep the faith and keep fighting. Our time will come. Until then, let's support SKZ from afar and hope that someone from JYP is reading this and feeling guilty.