Howdy, Partner! When Does Texas FINALLY Ditch the Stetson for a Beanie?
Ah, Texas. The land of wide-open spaces, sizzling steaks, and summers that seem like they'll never end. But fear not, fellow sun-baked citizen, for a cool breeze (and maybe even a jacket! gasp) is on the horizon. But when exactly does Texas decide to turn down the thermostat? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to unpack this mystery.
The Great Texas Temperature Tumbleweed: When Does it Blow In?
Here's the thing about Texas weather: it can be more unpredictable than a rodeo clown on a sugar rush. North Texas might be shivering in sweaters by November, while South Texas is still rocking flip-flops and blasting their AC. It all depends on where you are in this great state.
Generally speaking, though, most of Texas starts to see cooler nights and highs in the 60s and 70s by November. That's when you can finally swap out your pool floats for cozy nights by the fire pit... or, you know, continue using the pool floats by the fire pit. Because Texas.
Now, if you're venturing up north towards Panhandle plains, you might feel a crisp autumn kiss on your cheek as early as October. Don't be surprised if you see tumbleweeds rolling by carrying tiny cowboy hats; it's just their way of staying warm.
South Texas? Well, bless your heart, y'all might be waiting until December or even January for a chill to set in. But hey, on the bright side, more time for margaritas on the patio!
Here's the most important thing to remember: Texas weather is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Signs That Fall is FINALLY on its Way (Because We Know You're Over Summer)
You see a pumpkin spice latte at your local Buc-ee's (because apparently, everything is bigger in Texas, including pumpkin spice obsession).
Your grandma starts complaining about how "they just don't make summers like they used to."
You can finally wear jeans without feeling like you're melting into the pavement.
The mosquitos vanish into thin air (hallelujah!).
You hear a faint rumor that somewhere, up north in the mystical land of Canada, there's something called "snow."
Still not convinced fall is coming? Look for these not-so-subtle hints: leaves changing color (maybe, if we're lucky), a cool breeze that doesn't feel like a hairdryer set to "scorch," and the sweet, sweet sound of football season kicking off.
How to Prepare for Cooler Texas Temps (Because We All Know How We Texans Do It)
- Dust off your flannel shirt. Yes, you own one. We all do.
- Stock up on HEB's finest selection of queso and chips for epic fall football watch parties.
- Break out your cowboy boots. Because apparently, boots are for all seasons in Texas.
- Mentally prepare yourself for the existential dread of putting away your pool floats. It's a tough pill to swallow, we know.
How to Texan Through the Cooler Months (Because We Do Things Different Here)
- Complain about how "cold" it is when the temperature dips below 70 degrees. Bonus points for wearing a puffy coat.
- Fire up the grill regardless of the temperature. There's no such thing as bad grilling weather in Texas.
- Convince yourself that a little bit of brisk air is refreshing. Just a little bit, though. Don't push it.
- Break out the sweet tea. Because iced tea is good year-round, y'all.
FAQ: How to Survive Fall in Texas (Because Apparently, It Needs Its Own Survival Guide)
How to: Channel your inner northerner and wear a jacket (optional).How to: Deal with the existential dread of putting away pool floats (essential).How to: Celebrate fall without pumpkin spice everything (highly recommended).How to: Properly complain about the "cold" weather (mandatory).How to: Survive a Texas fall without sweet tea (impossible).
