When Did Chicago Last Feel Like Antarctica? A Deep Dive into the Polar Vortex
Let's Talk About That Time Chicago Froze Over
So, you wanna know when Chicago last turned into a giant ice cube? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to take a trip down freezy memory lane.
The Polar Vortex: Not Your Average Winter Binge
You've heard of binge-watching Netflix, but have you heard of the polar vortex bingeing on Chicago? It's basically when the Arctic decides it's had enough of being cold and sends its icy breath our way. And when we say "our way," we mean straight to the Windy City.
The last time this frosty fiasco happened was in January-February 2019. Temperatures plummeted to levels that made penguins jealous. Wind chills? Let's just say they were colder than a politician's heart. People were actually comparing Chicago to Siberia, and trust me, that's not a compliment.
Survival Tips for the Next Ice Age (or Just a Harsh Chicago Winter)
- Layer Up Like a Russian Matryoshka Doll: If you think you're wearing enough, add another layer. And another. And another.
- Embrace Your Inner Eskimo: Learn to build an igloo. Or at least master the art of igloo-building simulations on your phone.
- Stock Up on Hot Chocolate and Blankets: Because you're going to need them. A lot.
- Find a Polar Bear to Cuddle: Okay, maybe not. But a good, warm pet is always a plus.
So, When's the Next Ice Apocalypse?
Your guess is as good as ours. The polar vortex is a moody beast. It might show up next week, or it might not show up for another decade. The only thing we know for sure is that when it does, Chicago will be ready. Or at least, we'll try to be.
FAQ: Polar Vortex Edition
- How to survive a polar vortex? Layer up, stay indoors, and drink lots of hot chocolate.
- How to prepare for a polar vortex? Stock up on essentials like food, water, and batteries.
- How to stay sane during a polar vortex? Find a hobby, binge-watch your favorite shows, and avoid looking out the window.
- How to dress for a polar vortex? Think thermal underwear, multiple layers of warm clothing, and waterproof boots.
- How to keep your pipes from freezing? Let your faucets drip, open cabinet doors to expose pipes, and insulate exposed pipes.