The Great Chicago Cicada Countdown
Are We There Yet?
So, you're sitting there, innocently sipping your iced coffee, and suddenly, the question pops into your head: When the heck are those cicadas going to hit Chicago? It’s like waiting for your pizza order, but with way more exoskeletons involved.
Let's talk about these buzzing, red-eyed invaders. They're promising a concert that'll make your ears bleed in a melodious kind of way. And by "melodious," I mean something akin to a kazoo orchestra on speed.
Cicada Season: The Ultimate Waiting Game
The thing about cicadas is, they’re not exactly punctual. They’re more like the friend who says they’ll be there in five minutes but shows up an hour later. We're talking about a 17-year cycle here, people! It’s like planning a high school reunion and having the guest of honor show up 17 years late.
So, when exactly will these winged wonders grace us with their presence? Well, the general consensus is somewhere between late April and early June. It's like trying to predict the Chicago weather – you can have snow, rain, and sunshine all in one day.
Survival Guide: Cicada Edition
If you're planning on surviving the cicada apocalypse (or, you know, just getting through it), here are a few tips:
- Embrace the noise: Earplugs are your new best friend. Or, you could always channel your inner rock star and start an air guitar battle.
- Protect your plants: Cicadas love to lay eggs in young trees and shrubs. If you're a plant parent, keep a close eye on your babies.
- Embrace the weird: Cicada recipes? Cicada fashion? The possibilities are endless! (Just kidding. Don’t eat or wear them.)
How to... Cicada Edition
- How to tell if it’s a cicada year? Check the date. If it's a year ending in 1 or 7, there's a good chance you'll be serenaded by these winged creatures.
- How to protect your car? Cover it up! Cicada carcasses can make your car look like it's been through a drive-thru car wash – with bugs.
- How to stay sane during the cicada invasion? Find a quiet room, put on some noise-canceling headphones, and binge-watch your favorite show.
- How to appreciate the cicada phenomenon? Remember, this is a once-in-a-lifetime event. So, try to enjoy the spectacle – from a safe distance, of course.
- How to prepare for the next cicada invasion? Start saving up for earplugs and therapy sessions now.
