Cirque du Soleil: When Oh When Will the Magic Return to Houston?
So, you're one of those people. You know, the ones who can't stop humming the Cirque du Soleil theme song in your sleep? The ones who secretly practice aerial silk in the living room (don't lie, we've all done it)? Yeah, we're in the same boat. We're dying to know when will Cirque du Soleil grace Houston with its presence again.
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The Cirque-ular Wait
It's like waiting for your pizza order but with way more glitter and spandex. We get it, the anticipation is killing you. You're probably dreaming of acrobats, clowns, and mind-boggling feats of human ability. And we don't blame you. Life without Cirque du Soleil is like a cupcake without frosting – technically edible, but seriously lacking in flavor.
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What's the Hold Up, Cirque?
We've done our fair share of internet stalking (for research purposes, of course) and it seems like Cirque du Soleil is busy plotting world domination, one breathtaking performance at a time. We're pretty sure they're out there, somewhere, training a squirrel to ride a unicycle. Or maybe they're just perfecting that gravity-defying levitation trick. Whatever it is, we're patiently waiting for the grand reveal.
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Keep Calm and Cirque On
In the meantime, we suggest practicing your best "oohs" and "ahhs" in front of the mirror. You never know when the opportunity to impress your friends with your Cirque-like enthusiasm will arise. Maybe you could start a local Cirque du Soleil fan club? Or create a petition demanding their immediate return to Houston? The possibilities are as endless as Cirque's creativity.
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Remember: Patience is a virtue, and great things come to those who wait. Or at least that's what we keep telling ourselves.
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How To... Cirque Your Way Through the Wait
- How to stay updated: Follow Cirque du Soleil on social media and sign up for their email list.
- How to prepare: Start practicing your juggling skills with oranges.
- How to cope: Watch Cirque du Soleil performances on YouTube (it's not the same, but it helps).
- How to dream: Imagine yourself as a Cirque star. Practice your stage name.
- How to survive: Stock up on popcorn and sparkling water for the eventual binge-watching session.
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