When Will My Heart Skip a Beat? (Or, When Will Married at First Sight Chicago Air?)
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the bride in the room? Yes, we’re talking about Married at First Sight Chicago. If you’re anything like me, you’ve been refreshing your TV guide more times than you can count, hoping to see those magical words: "Married at First Sight Chicago: Premieres Tonight."
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The Waiting Game is Real
I know, I know. We’re all dying to see if these new couples can actually make it work. Will there be drama? Will there be love? Will there be more awkward first dances than a high school prom? Only time (and Lifetime) will tell.
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But seriously, the anticipation is killing me. It's like waiting for your pizza to arrive but with way less cheese and way more commitment issues. I’m starting to think the producers are enjoying watching us squirm.
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What We Know So Far
We know that it’s happening. We know it’s in Chicago. We know there will be couples, experts, and hopefully, some decent suits. But beyond that? It's a mystery wrapped in a reality TV show.
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I’ve heard rumors, whispers, and even a few outright lies about the premiere date. Some say it’s next week, others say next year. Personally, I'm leaning towards "when the producers feel like torturing us some more."
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How to Survive the Wait
I know you’re probably thinking, "Great, now I'm even more impatient." But fear not, fellow MAFS addict! Here are a few tips to help you survive the wait:
- Rewatch old seasons: It's like comfort food for your soul. Plus, you can play a drinking game every time someone says "I’m not attracted to you."
- Start planning your dream wedding: Just kidding, don't do that to yourself.
- Find a new hobby: Maybe knitting? Or taxidermy? Just kidding again.
How To... Questions
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow everyone on social media who might post about the show. And for the love of all things holy, don't click on any articles with titles like "Married at First Sight Chicago Spoilers: You Won't Believe What Happens!"
- How to prepare for the drama: Stock up on popcorn, wine, and your favorite judgmental face.
- How to cope with post-MAFS blues: Find a therapist or a really good reality show.
- How to impress your friends with MAFS trivia: Watch every season, ever.
- How to survive the inevitable social media arguments: Mute the crazy people.
Okay, I'm done ranting. Now, let's just hope that the wait is worth it. Until then, I'll be here, refreshing my TV guide and counting down the days.
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