When Will This Smoky Shenanigans End?
Chicago, the Windy City, has been feeling more like the Smoky City lately. It’s like someone decided to host a massive bonfire party in Canada without inviting us to the afterparty. We’re stuck with the smoke, the smell, and the questionable air quality.
Is This the New Normal?
We get it, Mother Nature likes a good dramatic effect. But come on, can we tone down the smoke machine a bit? We’re starting to feel like extras in a post-apocalyptic movie. Remember when the only haze in the air was from deep dish pizza? Good times.
When Will It Clear Up?
The million-dollar question, or should we say, the million-dollar cough-inducing question. Meteorologists are like fortune tellers right now, staring at weather maps and muttering things about jet streams and high-pressure systems. We’re hoping for a miracle, or at least a strong gust of wind to blow this smoke show away.
How to Survive the Smoky Apocalypse
Until the air clears up, here are some tips to help you cope:
- Embrace the indoor life: Become a master of Netflix binging and online shopping.
- Invest in an air purifier: This is like buying insurance for your lungs.
- Start a smoke-themed cocktail party: Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
How to...
- How to protect yourself from smoke? Wear an N95 mask when outdoors, especially if you have respiratory issues.
- How to improve indoor air quality? Use air purifiers, change your HVAC filters regularly, and avoid smoking indoors.
- How to check air quality? Use the AirNow app or website to check real-time air quality index (AQI) in your area.
- How to reduce your exposure to smoke? Limit outdoor activities, especially during peak smoke hours.
- How to stay calm during poor air quality? Practice relaxation techniques like deep breathing and meditation.
