When Will This Smoky Shenanigans End?
Chicago, the Windy City, has been feeling more like the Smoky City lately. It’s like someone decided to host a massive bonfire party in Canada without inviting us to the afterparty. We’re stuck with the smoke, the smell, and the questionable air quality.
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Is This the New Normal?
We get it, Mother Nature likes a good dramatic effect. But come on, can we tone down the smoke machine a bit? We’re starting to feel like extras in a post-apocalyptic movie. Remember when the only haze in the air was from deep dish pizza? Good times.
When Will It Clear Up?
The million-dollar question, or should we say, the million-dollar cough-inducing question. Meteorologists are like fortune tellers right now, staring at weather maps and muttering things about jet streams and high-pressure systems. We’re hoping for a miracle, or at least a strong gust of wind to blow this smoke show away.
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How to Survive the Smoky Apocalypse
Until the air clears up, here are some tips to help you cope:
- Embrace the indoor life: Become a master of Netflix binging and online shopping.
- Invest in an air purifier: This is like buying insurance for your lungs.
- Start a smoke-themed cocktail party: Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
How to...
- How to protect yourself from smoke? Wear an N95 mask when outdoors, especially if you have respiratory issues.
- How to improve indoor air quality? Use air purifiers, change your HVAC filters regularly, and avoid smoking indoors.
- How to check air quality? Use the AirNow app or website to check real-time air quality index (AQI) in your area.
- How to reduce your exposure to smoke? Limit outdoor activities, especially during peak smoke hours.
- How to stay calm during poor air quality? Practice relaxation techniques like deep breathing and meditation.
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