When Will WWE Smack My Town Again?
Houston, we have a problem...or rather, we have a craving. A craving for suplexes, RKO’s, and Stone Cold Steve Austin saying "Austin 3:16!" Yes, my fellow Houstonians, we're talking about WWE. It's been too long since the sweet sound of the crowd roaring echoed through the Toyota Center. We miss the drama, the excitement, and the sheer absurdity of it all.
WWE: Wherefore Art Thou?
So, when is the WWE gods going to bless us with their presence again? We’ve been patiently waiting, like a kid on Christmas Eve, but with less sugar and more testosterone. We’ve checked the calendar, consulted our crystal ball (okay, maybe just the WWE website), and even tried sacrificing a rubber chicken to Vince McMahon (just kidding, or am I?). But no luck so far.
It's like the WWE has forgotten about us, or worse, they're saving us for a really big show. Like, WrestleMania-level big. But honestly, we don’t want to wait that long. We need our weekly dose of WWE action.
What We Miss Most
- The Atmosphere: Nothing beats the electric energy of a live WWE event. From the moment you walk in, you're transported to a world of larger-than-life characters and jaw-dropping athleticism.
- The Drama: Love them or hate them, WWE storylines are addictive. We're invested in the feuds, the alliances, and the ultimate showdown.
- The Unexpected: You never know what's going to happen in WWE. A surprise return, a shocking title change, or a mind-boggling stunt can happen at any moment.
How to Survive the WWE Drought
While we wait for the WWE to return to Houston, here are a few tips to help you cope:
- How to rewatch old WWE matches: There's a treasure trove of classic matches on Peacock. Dive in and relive the glory days.
- How to create your own WWE fantasy: Grab some friends, come up with ridiculous storylines, and perform your own matches in your living room. Just be careful not to break anything.
- How to patiently wait: This one is tough, but remember, good things come to those who wait. And in this case, the reward will be worth it.
So, WWE, please hear our plea. Houston is ready to rumble!
