Where to Watch the Cubbies: A Survival Guide
So, you wanna watch the Chicago Cubs, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a wild ride. Let's dive into the world of baseball broadcasting.
The Holy Grail: Marquee Sports Network
If you're lucky enough to live in the Chicago area, consider yourself a baseball deity. You have access to the Marquee Sports Network. Think of it as the Cubs' own personal TV channel, where every game is a home game (unless they're actually playing away, of course). It's like having a front-row seat to the action, without the overpriced peanuts.
But wait, there's a catch! If you're a poor, unfortunate soul living outside the Chicago area, Marquee might as well be a unicorn. Don't despair though, there's still hope!
Other Options: A Hail Mary Pass
Streaming Services: Your friendly neighborhood streaming giants like Fubo, Hulu, and YouTube TV might be your savior. They often carry regional sports networks, including Marquee in some areas. It's like finding a winning lottery ticket, but with less disappointment.
MLB.TV: This is a double-edged sword. On one hand, you can watch any out-of-market game you want. On the other hand, blackouts exist, which is like telling a kid there's no Santa Claus.
Bars and Sports Grills: If all else fails, there's always the classic option of heading to your local watering hole. Grab a cold one, surround yourself with fellow Cubs fans, and hope the game doesn't go into extra innings.
Tips for the True Fan
- Embrace the Blackout: If you're blacked out, don't let it ruin your day. Find a radio broadcast or follow along on MLB's Gameday.
- Learn the Lingo: Knowing the difference between a double play and a balk can elevate your viewing experience.
- Don't Take it Personally: Baseball is a game of inches, and the Cubs will break your heart more times than you can count. But that's what makes it fun, right?
How to...
- How to watch a Cubs game without cable? Check streaming services like Fubo, Hulu, or YouTube TV.
- How to deal with a Cubs loss? Order pizza, drink beer, and plan your revenge for the next game.
- How to become a die-hard Cubs fan? Start wearing a Cubs hat every day, learn the entire roster, and be prepared to defend your team to the death.
- How to survive a Cubs game in Chicago? Dress in layers, bring a blanket, and be prepared to sing "Go Cubs Go" at the top of your lungs.
- How to impress your friends with Cubs knowledge? Read up on Cubs history, statistics, and player trivia.
