Where, Oh Where, is Miss Texas 2023?
So, you wanna know where to watch the Miss Texas 2023 pageant, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this might be a longer journey than you expected. Let’s dive into the world of tiaras, sashes, and... streaming services?
The Great Pageant Streaming Mystery
First things first, let's address the elephant in the room: there's a good chance you can't watch the Miss Texas 2023 pageant anymore. Pageant broadcasts are often one-time deals, like a fireworks show or a really good episode of your favorite show (but with less explosions and more evening gowns).
However, hope is not lost! There are a few places you might be able to find it:
- PageantVision.TV: This platform often streams pageant preliminaries and sometimes finals. It’s like Netflix, but with less binge-watching and more fake tans.
- Local News Channels: Sometimes, local news stations in Texas will air parts of the pageant or even the whole thing. It's a long shot, but hey, you never know!
- YouTube: You could try searching for clips or full broadcasts on YouTube. Just be prepared for a rabbit hole of pageant bloopers and talent show fails.
I Know, I Know... It's Disappointing
I get it. You were looking forward to seeing the crowning moment, the evening wear competition, and the obligatory swimsuit parade (kidding, kidding... or am I?). But don't despair! There's always next year. And in the meantime, you can always practice your wave and work on your world peace platform.
How to Find Your Inner Pageant Queen
While you're waiting for the next Miss Texas pageant, why not channel your inner pageant queen? Here are a few tips:
- How to walk in heels: Practice your sashay in front of a mirror. Bonus points if you do it in slow motion.
- How to answer tough questions: Prepare your response to "World peace is important because..." and "If you could be any superhero, who would you be?"
- How to design a pageant dress: Grab some fabric and go wild. Just remember, sequins are your friend.
So, there you have it. The search for Miss Texas 2023 might be a challenge, but don't let it dampen your pageant spirit!
