Brits in the City of Angels: Where to Find Our Kind
So, you're wondering where to find those peculiar creatures known as British people in the vast expanse of Los Angeles? Fear not, dear reader, for I shall enlighten you. It's a bit like searching for a needle in a haystack, but with better accents and a penchant for queuing.
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| Where Do Brits Live In Los Angeles |
The Classic British Enclave: Brentwood
Let's start with the obvious. Brentwood is the go-to neighbourhood for Brits seeking a taste of home (minus the damp weather, of course). You'll find plenty of familiar faces sipping tea and discussing the finer points of cricket. It's like a little corner of England transplanted to California, complete with overpriced properties and a touch of snobbery.
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Hollywood Hills: The Pretentious Brits
If you're looking for Brits who've managed to blend seamlessly into the Hollywood elite, head to the Hills. They've traded their wellies for designer sunglasses and their fish and chips for kale smoothies. Don't be surprised if you overhear conversations about "networking opportunities" and "pitch decks".
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Venice Beach: The Eccentric Brits
For a more bohemian vibe, check out Venice Beach. Here, you'll find Brits with dreadlocks, tattoos, and a questionable fashion sense. They're likely to be found surfing, practicing yoga, or selling handmade jewellery. It's a bit like Glastonbury, but with better weather.
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Where to Avoid (Unless You Like Soccer): Echo Park
While Echo Park is a charming neighbourhood, it's not exactly teeming with Brits. You might spot a stray one or two, but don't expect to find a pub serving proper pints.
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So, How to Find Your Tribe?
Now that you know where to look, you might be wondering how to actually connect with these elusive creatures. Fear not, for I have some top tips:
- Learn to love tea: A shared passion for a decent cuppa is a universal language.
- Master the art of queuing: This will instantly mark you as a Brit.
- Complain about the weather: Even in sunny California, a good old-fashioned moan about the weather is always appreciated.
- Join a sports team: Whether it's cricket, rugby, or football (soccer to our American friends), there's a British team waiting for you.
- Visit a British pub: While they might be few and far between, these are your best bet for finding a concentrated group of Brits.
How To...
- How to spot a Brit: They'll be the ones apologizing for everything and complaining about the public transport.
- How to make a Brit feel at home: Offer them tea, biscuits, and a good old-fashioned chat.
- How to survive a conversation with a Brit: Be prepared to discuss the weather, the royal family, and the state of the nation.
- How to impress a Brit: Learn to cook a decent roast dinner.
- How to avoid offending a Brit: Never, ever, ever criticize their sense of humour.
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