Where Do the Kardashians Eat? A Deep Dive into Kardashian Cuisine
Let's talk about something really important: where the Kardashians eat. I know, I know, world hunger and climate change are pressing issues, but let's be honest, where Kim K gets her sushi is far more interesting.
The Kardashian Kitchen: More Than Just a Catchphrase
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to dine like a Kardashian, you’re not alone. These reality TV royalty have elevated “eating out” to an art form. It's less about sustenance and more about a carefully curated dining experience. Think paparazzi flashes, overpriced water, and salads that cost more than your rent.
Nobu: This is like the Kardashian’s home base for sushi. They’ve been spotted here more times than Kendall Jenner has been spotted without makeup. It’s where they go to celebrate, commiserate, or just generally look fabulous while eating raw fish.
Craig's: Kris Jenner's go-to for a classic LA power lunch. It's the place to see and be seen, unless you’re, like, a normal person who wants to eat in peace.
Erewhon: This isn’t a restaurant, but it deserves a mention. It’s basically Whole Foods on steroids, and the Kardashians are obsessed. Think overpriced kale smoothies and kombucha on tap.
Beyond the Obvious: Hidden Kardashian Eateries
But the Kardashians aren’t always about the glitz and glam. Sometimes, they just want a burger and fries. Okay, maybe not just a burger and fries, but you get the idea.
There are rumors of the family frequenting more low-key spots, but let’s be real, those are probably just rumors started by people who really want to see Khloe Kardashian in yoga pants.
How to Eat Like a Kardashian (Sort Of)
Okay, so you can’t exactly recreate the Kardashian dining experience without a personal stylist and a private jet, but you can try to channel your inner reality star with these tips:
- How to order: Start with something green, even if you hate it.
- How to eat: In small, delicate bites. Even if it’s a burger.
- How to tip: Generously, because you never know who’s watching.
- How to pose: Think sultry, even if you’re just eating a salad.
- How to leave: Gracefully, with sunglasses on, even if it’s nighttime.
Remember, the key to eating like a Kardashian is to always look like you’re about to be on the cover of Vogue, even if you’re just grabbing a slice of pizza.
