Where Do Millionaires Go in Chicago?
Or, As We Like to Call It, "Spendyville"
So, you're curious about where the big bucks brunch in the Windy City? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the glamorous world of Chicago's elite. Let's be clear: I'm not suggesting you'll be rubbing shoulders with these folks anytime soon unless you've got a spare million or two lying around. But hey, window shopping is free, right?
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The Gold Coast: Where Money Meets Manners
Let's start with the obvious: The Gold Coast. Think of it as the Beverly Hills of Chicago, but with a slightly less obnoxious reputation. This is where you'll find mansions that would make Gatsby blush, and people who probably have more zeros in their bank accounts than you have hairs on your head. If you're lucky, you might spot a celebrity or two, but don't get starstruck and accidentally spill your latte on their designer shoes.
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Lincoln Park: For the Millionaires with Kids
If the Gold Coast is a bit too stuffy for your millionaire tastes, Lincoln Park might be more your speed. It's got that perfect blend of luxury and family-friendly, with top-notch schools, beautiful parks, and plenty of places to spend your money. Just remember, when you're dropping thousands on a stroller, make sure it matches your Birkin.
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River North: Where the Young and Rich Play Hard
Looking for a younger, hipper crowd? Head to River North. This neighborhood is a magnet for young professionals with more money than sense. You'll find high-end boutiques, trendy restaurants, and nightclubs that will make your wallet weep. Just be prepared to compete with a sea of perfectly coiffed people in designer clothes.
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Suburbs: Escape the City Chaos
Of course, not all millionaires want to live in the hustle and bustle of the city. Many choose to escape to the suburbs for a more peaceful existence. Places like Winnetka, Hinsdale, and Lake Forest are home to some of the most exclusive communities in the country. Just be warned: Property taxes will probably cost you more than your first car.
Where to Spot Them: A Millionaire's Guide to Chicago
- Dining: Alinea, Gibsons Steakhouse, Spiaggia
- Shopping: Oak Street, The Magnificent Mile, Saks Fifth Avenue
- Nightlife: The Underground, TAO Chicago, The Viceroy
How to... Become a Millionaire (Just Kidding)
- How to spot a millionaire? They’re usually the ones wearing the really expensive watch.
- How to impress a millionaire? Don’t talk about money. Talk about art, philanthropy, or travel.
- How to avoid looking broke around millionaires? Dress well, but don’t overdo it. Confidence is key.
- How to pretend to be a millionaire? Practice your best fake laugh and learn how to order wine without looking at the price.
- How to survive a conversation with a millionaire? Ask intelligent questions, listen more than you talk, and for the love of God, don’t ask to borrow money.
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