Where in the World is G. Callen? A Deep Dive
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the missing agent in the office? That's right, we're talking about the one and only, G. Callen. The man, the myth, the legend (who mysteriously vanished for a good chunk of season 14).
Callen: MIA or MIA-ing It Up?
Now, I know what you're thinking. Did Callen finally decide to trade in his tactical gear for a hammock and a Pina Colada? Did he become a deep-sea fisherman? Or perhaps he's just really good at playing hide-and-seek?
Let's be honest, Callen disappearing is like losing your favorite pair of jeans. You know they're out there, and you're pretty sure they're still awesome, but where the heck did they go?
Theories Abound
There have been more theories about Callen's whereabouts than there are grains of sand on a beach. Some say he's on a secret mission so top-secret even Sam doesn't know about it. Others believe he's been abducted by aliens (Hey, it's happened before in TV land!). And then there's the ever-popular "Callen is actually a robot" theory.
But let's face it, as much as we love a good conspiracy, the truth is probably much less exciting. It's likely that Callen was simply taking a much-needed break. After all, even super-spies need a vacation.
Callen Returns: A Happy Ending
The good news is, Callen did eventually make his grand return. And thankfully, he didn't come back as a robot or an alien. He was just good old-fashioned Callen, ready to save the day once again.
So, while his absence was definitely a rollercoaster of emotions for fans, it looks like Callen is back where he belongs - kicking butt and taking names.
How to...
- How to cope with Callen's absence? Binge-watch old episodes, create fan fiction, or start a support group.
- How to celebrate Callen's return? Watch the episode with extra popcorn, fan out on social media, or plan a Callen-themed party.
- How to ensure Callen never leaves again? Hire a personal bodyguard, build a protective bubble around him, or simply pray really hard.
- How to become as cool as Callen? Practice your martial arts, learn to drive a fast car, and master the art of looking mysterious.
- How to find out more about Callen? Watch NCIS: Los Angeles, of course!
