The Quest for the Dungeness Crab: A Californian Comedy in Several Acts
Ah, the Dungeness crab. Those sweet, succulent morsels of crustacean goodness that grace our tables and tantalize our taste buds. But before you can crack into crabby nirvana, there's one crucial question: where on earth do you buy these tasty fellas in California? Fear not, fellow shellfish seeker, for this guide will be your comedic compass on the high seas (or should we say, high wharf) of Dungeness crab procurement!
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| Where To Buy Dungeness Crabs In California |
Act 1: The Brick and Mortar Brawl
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Hitting the Fish Market: This is your classic, reliable option. Head to your local fishmonger, those salty sea-dog entrepreneurs with a twinkle in their eye and a lobster claw for a phone (probably). Ask for live Dungeness crabs, these are the freshest you can get, but be prepared for a bit of a show as they scuttle around (don't worry, they'll be steamed humanely before you take them home).
Supermarket Smackdown: Yep, even some grocery stores stock live Dungeness crabs! Just be sure to check the freshness and ask when they were delivered. Bonus points for the store with the most dramatic display of live seafood.
Act 2: The Wharf Wars
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- Fisherman's Wharf Face-Off: For the truly adventurous, there's the epic showdown known as Fisherman's Wharf! Here, you can buy Dungeness crab straight from the boats that hauled them in. Be prepared to arrive early, these crabs go fast, and you might need to brush up on your bargaining skills (although a charming smile and a witty quip can go a long way).
Act 3: The Digital Deal
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- Online Ordering Odyssey: Feeling fancy? Want to avoid the crowds? The internet, my friend, is your oyster (well, not literally, but you get the idea). Several online retailers offer live or cooked Dungeness crab delivery, straight to your door. Just be sure to check reviews and shipping times to ensure your crustacean comrades arrive fresh and feisty.
Important Note: Dungeness crab season in California typically runs from November to June. So, if you're reading this in July and have a craving, you'll have to wait a bit (but it will be worth it, trust me).
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Bonus Round: Fun Facts!
- Did you know a Dungeness crab claw can pinch with up to 1,800 pounds of force per square inch? That's like getting a high five from a grumpy weightlifter.
- These crabs can regenerate lost limbs! So next time you overcook a claw, don't despair, they might just grow a new one (although maybe aim for perfect cooking next time).
How-To FAQ for the Determined Dungeness Crab Enthusiast:
- How to Cook a Live Dungeness Crab? There are many methods, but a classic is a simple steam. Just Google it for detailed instructions (and maybe some tips on how to avoid getting pinched!).
- How to Crack a Dungeness Crab? Use a mallet and some newspaper (to protect your surfaces). There are also handy crab-cracking tools available. A quick YouTube search will show you the proper technique (warning: it can get messy!).
- How to Store Leftover Dungeness Crab? Pick out the meat and store it in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 2 days.
- How to Dispose of Crab Shells? Freeze them and toss them in the trash, or compost them if your city allows it.
- How to Resist the Urge to Eat All the Crab Yourself? This one might be the hardest question. Good luck!
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