Surviving Your Out-of-Town Guests: An LA Survival Guide
So, your folks from Flyover Country decided to grace you with their presence in the City of Angels? Fear not, dear reader, for I shall guide you through the treacherous waters of entertaining out-of-towners in LA.
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The Classic LA Itinerary: Beach, Hills, and Hollywood
Let's start with the obvious: the beach. Santa Monica Pier is a good bet. It's got the Ferris wheel, the arcade, and enough overpriced t-shirts to bankrupt a small country. But hey, who cares about cost when you're trying to impress your relatives? Just make sure to pack more sunscreen than you think you'll need. Trust me, there's a reason they call it the Valley Girl tan.
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Next, it's time to hit the hills. Griffith Observatory is a must. Tell your folks to look for the Hollywood sign. It's like finding Waldo, but with better views. If they're feeling adventurous, suggest a hike. Just remember, "hiking" in LA means walking uphill for about five minutes and then stopping to catch your breath.
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Of course, no trip to LA is complete without a Hollywood experience. The Walk of Fame is a classic. It's like a giant, glorified yearbook, but with more brass and fewer embarrassing photos. And if you're feeling really generous, splurge on tickets to a celebrity sighting tour. Just don't be surprised if the only "celeb" you spot is a wannabe actor trying to hand you a flyer for their indie film.
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Hidden Gems for the Discerning Host
If your guests are looking for something a little more off the beaten path, consider these options:
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- The Getty Center: This place is like an art museum on steroids, with breathtaking views of the city thrown in for good measure. Just be prepared to walk a lot.
- Grand Central Market: A foodie's paradise, this historic market is a melting pot of flavors and cultures. It's the perfect spot to introduce your guests to the true essence of LA.
- The Broad Museum: If contemporary art is their thing, this museum is a must-see. And it's free! Can you believe it? Free in LA?
Avoiding the Tourist Traps
While it's important to show off your city, it's equally important to avoid the tourist traps. Here are a few tips:
- Skip the overpriced Hollywood tours: You can see the Hollywood sign for free from Griffith Observatory.
- Avoid the traffic: Plan your days accordingly and use public transportation whenever possible.
- Don't overschedule: Your guests will appreciate some downtime to relax and explore on their own.
How to...
- How to survive LA traffic? Use public transportation, ride-sharing services, or plan your trips during off-peak hours.
- How to find affordable parking? Research parking options in advance, consider street parking, or use parking apps.
- How to avoid looking like a tourist? Dress casually, blend in with the locals, and be aware of your surroundings.
- How to impress your guests? Show them your favorite local spots and be a knowledgeable guide.
- How to recover from jet lag? Drink plenty of water, get some sunlight, and try to stick to a regular sleep schedule.
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