Where to Watch the Houston Astros: A Viewer's Guide
So, you're an Astros fan, huh? Good choice. You've got taste. Now, let's talk about the real important stuff: where to watch these space city sluggers without losing your mind.
Cable Cutters Rejoice (Kinda)
Let's be honest, cable is as exciting as watching paint dry. But fear not, cord-cutters! There's hope.
- Streaming Services: Your new best friends. Platforms like FuboTV, Hulu + Live TV, and YouTube TV offer a decent selection of sports channels. Just remember, you'll probably end up paying almost as much as cable eventually. Hey, at least you can binge-watch your favorite shows too!
- MLB.TV: For the die-hard fan who lives outside of Houston. It's like having a front-row seat to every game, except you're probably sitting on your couch in your underwear.
Traditional TV: The Good Old Days
If you're lucky enough to still have cable, congrats! You're living in the past. But hey, at least you can catch the Astros on:
- Space City Home Network: Your local go-to for Astros games. Unless you live in a black hole, you should be able to find it.
- National Broadcasts: Keep an eye on ESPN, FOX, FS1, and TBS for those big games. Just don't get too excited about seeing them play on a Tuesday night.
Important Note: Blackouts
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This is where things get a little tricky. MLB.TV has these pesky blackouts. Basically, if you live in the Houston area, you can't watch your local team on MLB.TV. It's like having a kid and not being allowed to see them. Heartbreaking.
How to Survive an Astros Game Without Losing Your Mind
- Stock up on snacks: Beer, chips, and hot dogs are essential.
- Find a good couch: Comfort is key.
- Mute the announcers: Sometimes they're just plain annoying.
- Learn the game: It's actually kinda fun once you understand the rules.
- Embrace the drama: Baseball is full of ups and downs. Enjoy the ride!
FAQ: How-To's for the Astros Fan
- How to avoid FOMO during blackouts: Find a sports bar that shows the game or make friends with someone who has cable.
- How to impress your non-baseball friends: Teach them basic baseball lingo. Words like "strikeout," "home run," and "walk" will make you sound like a pro.
- How to survive a losing streak: Stock up on ice cream and binge-watch something mindless.
- How to celebrate a World Series win: Plan a massive party and invite everyone you know.
- How to deal with the Astros haters: Ignore them. They're just jealous.
So there you have it, folks. Everything you need to know about watching the Houston Astros. Now go enjoy the game!
