Who Dies in Chicago PD: A Grim Reaper's Shopping List
Let's talk about Chicago PD, shall we? It's a show that’s as thrilling as a rollercoaster, but with a much higher body count. If you’re new to this rollercoaster of emotions, buckle up, because it's about to get bumpy.
The Grim Reaper's Favorite Playground
Chicago PD seems to have a special kind of relationship with the Grim Reaper. It's like they're on a first-name basis. The city is a character in itself, and it's a character with a penchant for tragedy. Every season, it’s like the writers get together and say, “Who can we off this time?”
There have been some truly heartbreaking deaths. Remember Sheldon Jin? The tech guy who was supposed to be safe behind a computer screen? Nope, not immune to the Chicago PD death curse. And let's not forget Alvin Olinsky. The heart and soul of the Intelligence Unit, taken from us far too soon. It’s like the writers have a personal vendetta against lovable characters.
Death Defying Stunts (or Not)
You’d think that after so many deaths, the survivors would start to develop some kind of sixth sense, a "I'm gonna die soon" radar. But nope, they just keep charging headlong into danger. It’s like they're auditioning for a real-life action movie, except the stakes are way higher.
So, Who's Next?
Honestly, at this point, it's anyone’s guess. Voight? Please, the man is practically immortal. Halstead? He's already had his near-death experiences. Burgess? She’s proven to be quite the survivor. So, I guess we'll just have to keep watching and holding our breath.
Disclaimer: This post is purely for entertainment purposes. We do not condone violence or death in real life.
How To... Chicago PD Edition
- How to survive Chicago PD: Good luck with that. Maybe try becoming a plant?
- How to predict who will die next: Develop psychic abilities, or just watch a lot of soap operas.
- How to cope with character deaths: Stock up on tissues, and prepare to binge-watch something light and fluffy.
- How to become a Chicago PD character: Be extremely brave, incredibly good-looking, and have a questionable moral compass.
- How to write for Chicago PD: Be prepared to break hearts and write lots of death scenes.
