Who Are These Texans Trying to Kid? (About Their Wide Receivers)
Let's talk about the Houston Texans wide receivers. Or, should I say, let's talk about the hopeful Houston Texans wide receivers. Because let's be real, this receiving corps is about as deep as a kiddie pool on a hot day.
The Starters: A Tale of Two Talents
We've got Tank Dell and John Metchie III. Now, these guys have potential. Dell's got speed that could make a cheetah jealous, and Metchie... well, Metchie’s got potential. We're crossing our fingers that he can stay healthy and show us what he's got.
Behind them, we’ve got Nico Collins and Noah Brown. Nico, bless his heart, tries hard. But let’s just say he’s more of a possession receiver than a game-changer. And Noah? Well, he’s probably thinking, "How did I end up here?"
The Bench: A Place to Warm Up Your Seat
Beyond the starters, it's a bit of a wasteland. There are names, sure, but let's be honest, most of these guys are probably better suited for flag football.
But hey, football’s all about surprises, right? Maybe one of these unknown soldiers will turn into a superstar. I wouldn't bet on it, but stranger things have happened.
Quick Tips for Texans Fans
If you're a Texans fan, you're probably wondering how to cope with this receiving corps. Here are a few tips:
- How to manage your expectations: Keep them low. Very low.
- How to find something to cheer about: Focus on the defense or the special teams.
- How to stay positive: Remember, every team has a bad year. Eventually.
- How to find a new hobby: Just kidding (kind of).
- How to survive the season: Stock up on snacks and your favorite adult beverage.
So there you have it. The Houston Texans wide receivers. A work in progress, to say the least. But hey, at least the games will be interesting. In a "car crash" kind of way.
