Who Did the Houston Texans Play Today? A Tale of Football and Boredom
Let's Talk Football (Or Not)
So, you're wondering who the Houston Texans were supposed to wrestle, I mean, play today? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this might get a little... boring.
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The Texans: The Underdogs of the Underdogs
The Houston Texans are in a league of their own. No, not the glamorous, superstar league. More like the "we're-just-here-to-not-get-hurt" league. They're the lovable losers of the NFL, the Charlie Browns of football. So, who were they supposed to tango with today?
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The Matchup: A Tale of Two Teams (Or Not So Much)
I'm going to level with you: I haven't checked the schedule. But considering the Texans' track record, I'm guessing it was either a team that's really, really good, or a team that's trying to figure out if they even like football.
Pro Tip: If you're a Texans fan, you might want to stock up on snacks and your favorite comfort show.
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Let's Predict the Future (Or At Least the Score)
Given the Texans' stellar performance (or lack thereof) this season, I'm going to go out on a limb and say the score was something like:
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- Other Team: A bunch of points
- Texans: A couple of field goals (if they're lucky)
But hey, who knows? Maybe they pulled off a miracle. Or maybe they just showed up for the halftime show.
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Want to Know More?
Desperate for more football drama? Check out the highlights (or lowlights) on your favorite sports channel.
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FAQs for the Desperate Fan
How to survive a Texans game: Stock up on popcorn, your favorite beverage, and a good book.How to become a Texans optimist: Practice mindfulness and learn to appreciate the small victories.How to find other Texans fans: Join a support group or start a fan club for people who enjoy masochism.How to distract yourself from the Texans' performance: Focus on the commercials, the cheerleaders, or anything else that doesn't involve football.How to find hope: Keep telling yourself that next season will be different.
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