Jack Who? Let's Talk About Jack Simon
So, you're wondering who this Jack character is on NCIS: Los Angeles? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the murky waters of undercover operations and questionable life choices.
Jack Simon: The Enigma
Jack Simon, played by the ever-so-serious Matthew Del Negro, is essentially the poster boy for "complicated past, mysterious present, and future uncertain." He's that guy you meet at a bar who claims to be a deep-sea fisherman but you're pretty sure is actually a spy. Or, you know, something equally as exciting.
He's been on and off the show like a yo-yo, making appearances that are as unpredictable as the California weather. One moment he's infiltrating a drug cartel, the next he's enjoying a quiet life (or so we think) under a fake name. We're never quite sure if he's a friend or foe, a hero or a villain. Maybe he's just really good at playing people.
Jack's Shady Past
Let's talk about Jack's past, shall we? It's a bit like a Russian nesting doll - you open one layer and there's another, even more mysterious layer underneath. Apparently, he's got some serious baggage, including a stint as a Navy SEAL. Which explains why he's so good at sneaking around and looking all intense.
We've also learned that he's got a knack for getting himself into trouble. Like, really serious trouble. It's like he's got a personal vendetta against peace and quiet.
Is Jack Good or Bad? We're Not Sure
The million-dollar question is: is Jack a good guy or a bad guy? Honestly, we're still not sure. He's done some pretty shady stuff, but he's also helped the team out a few times. So, who knows? Maybe he's just morally grey. Or maybe he's just really good at acting.
In conclusion, Jack Simon is a character that keeps us guessing. He's like that one friend who always has a secret life. We're intrigued, we're confused, and we're definitely hooked.
How To... Jack Simon Edition
- How to be as mysterious as Jack Simon: Wear sunglasses indoors and avoid answering direct questions.
- How to survive as many close calls as Jack Simon: Carry a really good luck charm. Or maybe just be really good at acting.
- How to have as many questionable alliances as Jack Simon: Be open to everyone, trust no one.
- How to disappear and reappear without a trace like Jack Simon: Master the art of disguise. Or just move to a different country every six months.
- How to keep a straight face when you're clearly lying like Jack Simon: Practice poker face in front of a mirror. Or just hire a really good acting coach.
