Who Really Owns the Lakers? A Shocking Revelation (Probably Not)
So, you wanna know who owns the Lakers, huh? Well, buckle up, 'cause this might get a little dramatic.
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The Buss Family Dynasty
Let's start with the big kahuna: the Buss family. Think of them as the Kardashians, but with way more basketballs and less, uh, well, everything else. At the helm is Jeanie Buss, a woman who could probably bench press a small car and still look good doing it. She’s the controlling owner, which basically means she’s the boss. But let’s not forget her siblings, who also own a piece of the pie. Imagine sharing a really, really expensive pie with your brothers and sisters. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right? But hey, it seems to be working out for them.
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The Other Guys
Now, the Buss family isn't the only one with a stake in the Lakers. There are a few other billionaires involved, but let's be honest, they're just along for the ride. Kind of like the guy who wins the lottery with his office syndicate and still ends up doing the same boring job.
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So, Who's Really in Charge?
While Jeanie Buss is the boss, let's not forget the real MVPs: the players. Without LeBron James, Anthony Davis, and the rest of the crew, the Lakers would be just another team. So, maybe we should all be asking, "Who do the players really work for?"
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Fun Fact: Did you know that the Lakers were once almost sold to a group that included Phil Jackson? Can you imagine Phil Jackson as the owner? That would be like having your coach as your boss. Talk about a power trip!
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How to... Lakers Edition
- How to become a Lakers owner: Well, aside from winning the lottery or marrying into the Buss family, you'll probably need a few billion dollars. Good luck with that!
- How to get tickets to a Lakers game: This one's a bit easier. There are plenty of online ticket marketplaces, but be prepared to pay an arm and a leg for good seats.
- How to impress your basketball-loving friends: Learn the difference between a fast break and a pick-and-roll. Trust us, it'll come in handy.
- How to survive a Lakers game: Wear comfortable shoes, bring a water bottle, and be prepared to scream yourself hoarse.
- How to cope with Lakers heartbreak: Find a supportive friend, eat ice cream, and remember, there's always next season.
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