Who Ruled Houston Before the Turner Era?
So, you’re wondering who was the big cheese running Houston before Sylvester Turner took the reins? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re about to dive into a thrilling tale of political intrigue... or something like that.
The Pre-Turner Presidency (Okay, Mayorship)
Let's get one thing straight: We're not talking about the White House here. No Air Force One, no Oval Office, just good old-fashioned city politics. But hey, even local government can be a drama-filled soap opera.
Before Sylvester Turner became the mayor everyone loves to love (or love to hate, we won't judge), there was a woman at the helm. A strong, independent woman named Annise Parker. Now, Annise wasn't just any mayor. She was the mayor. The first openly gay mayor of a major US city, to be exact. Talk about breaking barriers!
The Before-Times
But wait, there's more! Before Annise, we had a string of mayors who, let's just say, paved the way for the dynamic leaders we have today. There was Bill White, a former college football player turned politician. Then there was Lee Brown, a former police chief who brought a unique perspective to the mayor's office.
And let's not forget about the legendary Kathy Whitmire. She was Houston's first female mayor, and she certainly made her mark. If you think being mayor is tough, try being the first female mayor in a male-dominated world. Yikes!
So, Who Was Really In Charge?
Now, you might be wondering, "Okay, smart guy, but who was actually running the show?" Well, the truth is, it's a complex web of politicians, bureaucrats, and lobbyists. But if we had to pick one person who really held the power, it would probably be... the person who controls the coffee supply.
How to Become Mayor of Houston (Probably)
Okay, so you're thinking, "I could do that." Well, maybe you can. Here are a few tips to get you started:
- How to get people to like you: Be charming, charismatic, and have a really good handshake.
- How to balance a budget: Learn to say "no" to people who want your money. A lot.
- How to handle a crisis: Stay calm, be decisive, and have a really good crisis management team.
- How to deal with the media: Be prepared to say something intelligent, even when you don't have anything intelligent to say.
- How to win an election: Spend a lot of money on advertising, and make sure you have a catchy slogan.
Good luck! And remember, even if you don't become mayor, you can always run for dog catcher.
