The NCIS: LA Black Hole
Okay, so you want to binge-watch NCIS: Los Angeles. You're thinking, "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy." Right? WRONG. Welcome to the black hole of streaming services.
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Why Can't I Watch All Seasons Of Ncis Los Angeles |
The Streaming Safari
You've got Paramount+, right? That's where all the good stuff is, isn't it? Well, think again, intrepid viewer. It's like they're playing a cruel joke on us. Some seasons are there, others have vanished into thin air. It's like trying to find Waldo, but instead of stripes, he's wearing a tactical vest and carrying a gun.
The Conspiracy Theory Corner
I'm starting to think there's a secret society of streaming executives who enjoy our frustration. They're like the puppet masters, pulling the strings of our viewing habits. cue dramatic music Maybe they're trying to create a new reality TV show called "NCIS: Los Angeles Streaming Survival Guide."
The DIY Solution
If you're truly committed to completing your NCIS: LA marathon, you might have to resort to desperate measures. I'm talking about buying the DVDs, people. Yes, those ancient discs that you thought were extinct. It's like stepping back in time, but hey, at least you'll have all the seasons.
How to...
- How to stay sane while searching for missing NCIS: LA episodes: Practice deep breathing, meditation, or perhaps a glass of wine.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unplug from social media, avoid crowded places, and consider living in a Faraday cage.
- How to justify spending money on DVDs: Tell yourself it's an investment in your mental health.
- How to convince your friends to join your NCIS: LA quest: Bribery, blackmail, or promises of unlimited snacks.
- How to cope with the inevitable series finale: Start planning your next TV obsession.