Why is Chicago the Undisputed Queen of Christmas Movies?
Let's face it, every year without fail, we're treated to a fresh batch of Christmas movies that inexplicably unfold in the Windy City. It's like Hollywood has a secret pact to turn Chicago into the Hallmark Channel's exclusive winter wonderland. I mean, I love a good Christmas flick as much as the next person, but this is getting ridiculous.
Chicago: The Christmas Movie Cliché
- Snow, Snow, and More Snow: Apparently, every December in Chicago is a blizzard-filled extravaganza. I'm starting to wonder if they have a snow-making machine running 24/7.
- Quaint Suburbs: You know the drill - big houses, white picket fences, and fireplaces that could roast a small reindeer. It's like they're trying to convince us that everyone in Chicago lives in a Hallmark card.
- Forced Accent: Every other character seems to have adopted a Chicago accent, even if they're clearly from New York or LA. It's like they're trying to earn their Windy City cred.
So, Why Chicago?
Okay, let's try to be reasonable for a moment. There are probably some legitimate reasons for this Chicago obsession:
- The Look: Chicago does have a certain charm in winter. The skyline, the architecture, and the ability to actually have snow on Christmas (unlike, say, Florida) make it visually appealing.
- Tax Incentives: Let's be honest, money talks. Maybe Hollywood is just trying to save a buck.
- John Hughes Legacy: The '80s gave us some iconic Chicago Christmas movies (Home Alone, anyone?), and maybe they're just riding that wave.
But seriously, can we mix it up a bit? How about a Christmas movie set in Miami, complete with palm trees and Santa in swim trunks? Or maybe a heartwarming tale of Christmas in Alaska, where the main characters battle polar bears and build igloos? Just a thought.
How to Survive a Chicago Christmas Movie Marathon
- How to spot a fake Chicagoan: Listen for the accent. If it sounds like a deep-dish pizza commercial, they're probably legit.
- How to appreciate the architecture: Even if you're not an architecture buff, the Chicago skyline is pretty impressive.
- How to dream of a white Christmas: If you live somewhere that never snows, these movies can be a real tease.
So, there you have it. The next time you're watching a Christmas movie set in Chicago, remember: it's probably snowing, someone is definitely eating deep-dish pizza, and there's a good chance John Hughes had something to do with it.
Happy Holidays!
