Why is Chicago Med a Revolving Door for Doctors?
Chicago Med: Where Patients Come to Die and Doctors Come to Quit
Let’s talk about the revolving door that is Chicago Med’s staff. It’s like a reality show where the only constant is chaos, and the only guarantee is that someone will be handing in their resignation sooner rather than later. You'd think with all the drama, they’d at least get good ratings!
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| Why Does Everyone Leave Chicago Med |
The Never-Ending Goodbyes
It’s official: Chicago Med has a more active alumni network than Harvard. Every season, it's a game of "spot the departure." One minute they're saving lives, the next they're waving goodbye to the Windy City. It’s like a never-ending farewell tour.
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Why do they leave? Well, there are the obvious reasons: insane hours, life-and-death pressure, and apparently, a severe shortage of therapists. But let's be real, it's probably more complicated than that. Maybe they're just tired of sharing locker rooms with April Sexton's questionable fashion choices. Or perhaps they’ve realized that being a doctor in Chicago is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while riding a unicycle through a tornado.
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The Real Reason: It’s Probably the Coffee
I’ve done some extensive research (read: watched a few episodes) and I've come to a groundbreaking conclusion: it's the coffee. That stuff is probably laced with something that causes uncontrollable wanderlust. I mean, have you seen the color of that coffee? It’s like someone tried to brew a pot of liquid despair.
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How to Survive Chicago Med (According to My Very Scientific Research)
- Master the Art of Time Management: Because apparently, there’s time to save lives, perform groundbreaking surgeries, and still attend every PTA meeting.
- Develop a Thick Skin: You’re going to hear a lot of “I’m sorry, we need you to…” and “Can you just…”.
- Learn to Meditate (or Drink): Pick your poison. You’ll need it.
- Invest in a Good Therapist: Because even the toughest doctors need someone to talk to.
- Keep Your Resume Updated: Just in case you decide to become a barista or a professional napper.
So, there you have it. The mystery of the disappearing doctors at Chicago Med is finally solved. Or at least, I've come up with a plausible explanation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to watch more TV and figure out why everyone on Grey's Anatomy is also quitting their jobs.
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